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When They Say Funny Quotes By Robert Schimmel: What do you say when your friends come

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish." — Robert Schimmel

When They Say Funny Quotes By Bill Hicks: I never got along with my dad. Kids

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When? — Bill Hicks

When They Say Funny Quotes By Rudyard Kipling: - and you'll remember, when they ask you

- and you'll remember, when they ask you your religion, that you're a Cath'lic. Better say Roman Cath'lic, tho' I'm not fond of the word. — Rudyard Kipling

When They Say Funny Quotes By Ethan Luck: It's funny when people say something is "unreal"

It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real! — Ethan Luck

When They Say Funny Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: I suppose when you say you slept with

I suppose when you say you slept with him, it was more than just a nap?"
Lillian shot her a withering glance. "Daisy, don't be a pea wit. — Lisa Kleypas

When They Say Funny Quotes By Zadie Smith: It's a funny thing about rap, that when

It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange. — Zadie Smith

When They Say Funny Quotes By Faye Kellerman: That is a fart without wind ... in

That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny. — Faye Kellerman

When They Say Funny Quotes By Cy Twombly: My parents were from New England. It's very

My parents were from New England. It's very funny, but when I grew up, you always had to say, 'Yes, ma'am' and 'Yes, sir.' — Cy Twombly

When They Say Funny Quotes By Kellan Lutz: It's funny when people say you have sex

It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that. I don't want to be that. — Kellan Lutz

When They Say Funny Quotes By Amy Schumer: Isn't it funny that they say most girls

Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does? — Amy Schumer

When They Say Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: Yes. Yes, when we live our life like

Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?" — Bill Bailey

When They Say Funny Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: He said "cool" like I say a Spanish

He said "cool" like I say a Spanish word when I'm not sure of the pronunciation. — Kelley Armstrong

When They Say Funny Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You have to change those diapers every day.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding! — Jeff Foxworthy

When They Say Funny Quotes By Dan Thompson: During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is

During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office. — Dan Thompson

When They Say Funny Quotes By Don Rickles: I have no idea what I'm going to

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. — Don Rickles

When They Say Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: You know what they say when a supermodel

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. — Jay Leno

When They Say Funny Quotes By George Carlin: If no one knows when a person is

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? — George Carlin

When They Say Funny Quotes By Gary Gulman: No matter what time of year it's always

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! — Gary Gulman

When They Say Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt. — Mike Birbiglia

When They Say Funny Quotes By Conan O'Brien: The nightmare is you spend the rest of

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' — Conan O'Brien

When They Say Funny Quotes By Julia L. Roberts: It's funny when people say, 'I don't think

It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it. — Julia L. Roberts

When They Say Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: When God sneezed, I didn't know what to

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. — Henny Youngman

When They Say Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: Kids seem to get me when I play

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny. — Lewis Black

When They Say Funny Quotes By John Requa: When I die, I want it to say

When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone. — John Requa

When They Say Funny Quotes By Gwen Hayes: You look worse today than you did when

You look worse today than you did when you had two black
eyes."
"Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things. — Gwen Hayes

When They Say Funny Quotes By Alan Perlis: When someone says, "I want a programming language

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. — Alan Perlis

When They Say Funny Quotes By Blake Lively: When I say something funny, I don't laugh.

When I say something funny, I don't laugh. — Blake Lively

When They Say Funny Quotes By Rob Huebel: People always say, "When did you know you

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. — Rob Huebel

When They Say Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: How art thou out of breath when thou

How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath
To say to me that thou art out of breath? — William Shakespeare

When They Say Funny Quotes By Lucille Clifton: Children when they ask you why your mama

Children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don't have no sense — Lucille Clifton

When They Say Funny Quotes By J.D. Barker: Just when I think I have nothing to

Just when I think I have nothing to say, the characters start to speak. Writing is funny like that. — J.D. Barker

When They Say Funny Quotes By Susan Sarandon: When I tell people I'm a comedian they

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' — Susan Sarandon

When They Say Funny Quotes By David Letterman: Tourists - have some fun with New york's

Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking." — David Letterman