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When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my

Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. — Rodney Dangerfield

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By David Chase: When I was a kid, I used to

When I was a kid, I used to watch 'Laurel and Hardy' with my cousins all the time. I still think they're extremely funny and so surreal. — David Chase

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Dane Cook: I saw a young boy eating an ice

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Pauly Shore: Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid. — Pauly Shore

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Joyce Rachelle: How did I prepare for night shifts? When

How did I prepare for night shifts? When I was a small, anxious kid, I checked my mom in her sleep to make sure she was still breathing. — Joyce Rachelle

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Adam Carolla: It's funny when you're a kid how you

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. — Adam Carolla

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: When I was a kid I had a

When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said. — Steven Wright

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Karl Pilkington: I know when I was a kid I

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice. — Karl Pilkington

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Busy Philipps: I've always liked being funny and making people

I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family. — Busy Philipps

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Noel Fielding: When I was a little kid I always

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool. — Noel Fielding

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Claudio Reyna: We're a crazy country about sports, but for

We're a crazy country about sports, but for the longest time, only followed our own sports. — Claudio Reyna

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Adam West: When I was a kid, I read comics.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this." — Adam West

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Oliver Wendell Holmes: The best servant does his work unseen.

The best servant does his work unseen. — Oliver Wendell Holmes

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Anwar Sadat: I promise to crush Israel and return it

I promise to crush Israel and return it to the humiliation and wretchedness of the Koran. — Anwar Sadat

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Michael Sheen: It's funny the more technological advanced everything gets,

It's funny the more technological advanced everything gets, the more like acting in your bedroom when you're a kid it is. — Michael Sheen

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I had a paper route when I was

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters. — Mitch Hedberg

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Daria Snadowsky: I didn't realize it was possible to obsess

I didn't realize it was possible to obsess over a girl as much as you can over a boy. — Daria Snadowsky

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Lauren Oliver: It's funny, isn't it? When you are young

It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old, and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid. — Lauren Oliver

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Aung San Suu Kyi: I think more women should be involved in

I think more women should be involved in politics for the good of the human race. — Aung San Suu Kyi

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By L.A. Casey: Shut up with the backtalk, because if I

Shut up with the backtalk, because if I wanted lip from you, I'd sit on your face. — L.A. Casey

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Larry David: You have to discover when you're inadequate to

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. — Larry David

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Barry Watson: I did. I did see Bigfoot when I

I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real. — Barry Watson

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: It takes but a moment to fall in

It takes but a moment to fall in love; it takes a lifetime to forget it. — Debasish Mridha

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Thomas Sowell: The economic disasters of socialism and communism come

The economic disasters of socialism and communism come from assuming a blanket superiority of those who want to run a whole economy. — Thomas Sowell

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: When I was a kid we were so

When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with. — Rodney Dangerfield

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Donald Harington: Words themselves are all the ghosts we need.

Words themselves are all the ghosts we need. — Donald Harington

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Alan Ladd: It's a funny thing about me. I don't

It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry. — Alan Ladd

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Ethan Zohn: I don't know if anything can really prepare

I don't know if anything can really prepare you for 'Survivor,' but since I grew up as an athlete, the physical aspect came to me more easily. — Ethan Zohn

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Nicky Hilton: When I was a kid I had this

When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird. — Nicky Hilton

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Dat Phan: I knew comedy was the thing for me

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math. — Dat Phan

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Oh, when I was a kid in show

Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes. — Rodney Dangerfield

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Albert Ellis: Freud had a gene for inefficiency, and I

Freud had a gene for inefficiency, and I think I have a gene for efficiency. — Albert Ellis

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Scott Adams: I never knew what an engineer did for

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't. — Scott Adams

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Paul C. Nagel: The aging Adams delightedly describes being surrounded by

The aging Adams delightedly describes being surrounded by books on so many different subjects that interested him as "baits on fishhooks". — Paul C. Nagel

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: When I was a kid I did impressions

When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining. — Gabriel Iglesias

When I Was A Kid Funny Quotes By Noel Fielding: When I was a little kid I wanted

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him. — Noel Fielding