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I've traveled all over the world, but I don't think there is any place better than Texas, — Red Adair

Men in high levels of government seldom surf. — Rita Rudner

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

Education is only second to nature. — Horace Bushnell

The voids in her soul turned every touch of someone else into the reminiscent of his love inside her. — Akshay Vasu

When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back — Rodney Dangerfield

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. — Robert Orben

That's the key: get the constitution in place. Get rule of law in place, capital will come, electricity will follow. — Steve King

I don't believe there's a man in Milton who knows how to sit still; and it is a great art. — Elizabeth Gaskell

You've got a pit bull on one side of you and a rottweiler on the other, first thing you do is drop your steak. Miller — James S.A. Corey

Everyone carries around his own monsters.
Richard Pryor — Jonathan Maberry

Wives can replace their husbands, Georgie," her aunt once told her. "But sisters can't replace their brothers. — Melina Marchetta

I like directors that give their composer a juicy role in their films. Some films have a small, minor role for music, some have a larger role. — Cliff Martinez