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What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Robin Williams: I wonder what chairs think about all day:

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." — Robin Williams

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Jenny Slate: I don't think men have time to be

I don't think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas. — Jenny Slate

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Dave Attell: Sex and murder are the same. Well, you

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!' — Dave Attell

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Marc Maron: I don't care what anybody says, I think

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world. — Marc Maron

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I am originally from Indiana. I know what

I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia. — Jim Gaffigan

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Diana Peterfreund: Hey," he pulled away and put his hand

Hey," he pulled away and put his hand on my face. "What are you thinking about?"
"Your butt," I admitted. — Diana Peterfreund

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: We like a man to come right out

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him. — Mark Twain

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Jessica Gadziala: I'm just going ahead and say what everyone

I'm just going ahead and say what everyone else here is thinking.
This has got to be the weirdest fucking wedding that has ever happened. — Jessica Gadziala

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: My mate asked me "What do you think

My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." — Tim Vine

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Peter David: As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny. — Peter David

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Joannah Miley: Wasn't it what her father always warned her

Wasn't it what her father always warned her about? Don't jump off a bridge because a cute guy tells you to? — Joannah Miley

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Colleen Hoover: What the hell was I thinking? that wasn't

What the hell was I thinking? that wasn't funny. It was supposed to be funny, but it's after midnight, and I'm never funny after midnight — Colleen Hoover

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: I just draw what I think is funny,

I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too. — Charles M. Schulz

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Tad Williams: Dying men think of funny things-and that's what

Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men. — Tad Williams

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Adam Carolla: Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian,

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian. — Adam Carolla

What Was I Thinking Funny Quotes By Steve Breen: Chess is a thinking person's game. But you

Chess is a thinking person's game. But you don't have to be smart to know what's funny! Lots of check, mate! — Steve Breen