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A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
— Henny Youngman
I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.
— Thomas Lennon
I had no idea what they were saying in Italian as a child, they spoke too quickly on the radio. But I realized that language was very funny.
— Dominic Chianese
Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.
— John Kricfalusi
They've done away with those committees. That shows the success of what the Soviets were able to do in this country.
— Ronald Reagan
Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil.
— Henry Ward Beecher
An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.
— Unknown
Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.
— Lois Greiman
She couldn't hold in her irritation. "What's so funny?"He reached out and touched the tip of her nose.
"You. — Caroline Fyffe
The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that.
— Arthur Miller
Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? — John Green
What do you see in him anyway?" "He doesn't leave the toilet seat up." I smiled bitterly
— Jayde Scott
Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes?
— A. J. Jacobs
(Regarding Titanic) Sometimes Zalmai would saunter in and watch this game. What did he get to be, he asked. "You can be the iceberg," said Aziza.
— Khaled Hosseini
I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'
— Bill Bailey
What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'
— Carol Burnett
I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.
— Dorothy Gish
(One does not simply walk into Mordor--except that was exactly what everyone in the story did anyway.)
— Jim Butcher
Let's focus on the funny ... That's what I'm focused on ... This is the gift God gave me. That's what I want to touch in people.
— Tracy Morgan
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."
— Henny Youngman
In comedy, though, it's good to get feedback from the audience about what they find funny.
— Bobby Farrelly
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
— Adam Carolla
What the fuck?" That was me. Pete's not an f-word kinda guy. Me? My current record is eighty-two F-bombs in under a minute.
— Adrienne Wilder
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
Funny, that no one had ever asked what had happened to the dishes, the scraps, the crumbs in the photographs, on the poster.
— Anna Quindlen
And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese
— Lucian Bane
I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual.
— Carrie Harris
The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.
— Gail Carriger
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
— John Leguizamo
Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
— Antonio Porchia
Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for.
— Robin Thede
It is best one should quote what one doesn't understand at all in the language one knows the least
— Voltaire
Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
— Louis Nowra
There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off."What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey
T's funny, but your parents can give you everything in the world, but they can't teach you what to do with it. That, you have to learn for yourself.
— Amanda Carpenter
Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy?
— Jaclyn Moriarty
The whimsicalness of our own humor is a thousand times more fickle and unaccountable than what we blame so much in fortune.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
What in the fuck are you?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill.
— Cuthbert Soup
In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do.
— Eraldo Banovac
Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out.
— Simone Elkeles
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
— Bill Watterson
I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me.
— Harold Ramis
Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts.
— Kirsten Miller
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
— Doug Stanhope
What do you call a rifle with three barrels?A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom
