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What If I Told You Funny Quotes By Dara Horn: Most of the other visitors were chained to

Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing. — Dara Horn

What If I Told You Funny Quotes By Drew Carey: I was raised by just my mom. See,

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.. — Drew Carey

What If I Told You Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: What a kid I got, I told him

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. — Rodney Dangerfield

What If I Told You Funny Quotes By William Goldman: Woman," Westley roared, "you are the property of

Woman," Westley roared, "you are the property of the Dread Pirate Roberts and you ... do ... what ... you're ... told! — William Goldman

What If I Told You Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?" — Steven Wright

What If I Told You Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: What are you doing?" I asked Loretta. "Stabbing

What are you doing?" I asked Loretta.
"Stabbing a cushion," she told me. — Joel N. Ross