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What do you take me for, an idiot? — Charles De Gaulle

The real fact of the matter is that nobody reads ads. People read what interests them, and sometimes it's an ad. — Howard Gossage

Smile. Nod. Say
something witty
before he finds
out what an incredible
geek you are. — Ellen Hopkins

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. — George Burns

Whatever money you might have, self-worth really lies in finding out what you do best. — J.K. Rowling

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. — Ogden Nash

Remember what you won't get if you don't mind, her grandfather remarked. — Flannery O'Connor

Most people sitting at home aren't cool, successful, witty Hollywood stars, but they all worry about what people think of them when they faux pas. — Ricky Gervais

What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it. — Timothy Ferriss

If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times — Oscar Wilde

Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? — James Roday

What matters most is that we learn from living. — Doris Lessing

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. — Holly Hood

Make the most of What you have, When you have it, Where you are. — Eleanor Roosevelt

WYTIWYG" (pronounced "witty-wig"): What You Test Is What You Get. — Kelly Gallagher

#3 pencils and quadrille pads.(when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer ) — Seymour Cray

He spoke with such self-confidence that his hearers could not be sure whether what he said was very witty or very stupid. — Leo Tolstoy

Nevermind nomenclatures, boy! What a serendipitous situation this is! — T.T. Faulkner

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. — George Carlin

Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying. — Mae West

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ... — Hiroko Sakai

Pretending to care what men think is an art. It takes moments to learn, but lifetimes to master. I'd like to believe I'm an expert. — Dennis Sharpe

(About a cookbook ... )
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN — Bill Watterson

What is perfectly true is perfectly witty. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

What are you - Secret Service?'
'If I were, I wouldn't admit it.'
'And you're not admitting it, I notice. — Robert Goddard

And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese — Lucian Bane

Ah, well ... hell is full of burning boats, did you know that, Nadir? I daresay that's what makes it so bloody hot. — Susan Kay

The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white. — Gail Carriger

Displacement of 'What goes around, comes around' is Zero. — Gaurav Rao

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't. — Scott Adams

Howard Zinn was magical as a teacher. Witty, irreverent, and wise, he loved what he was teaching and clearly wanted his students to love it, also. — Alice Walker

We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said. — Jean Antoine Petit-Senn