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We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we live our lives our accomplishment?
— Maria Shriver
What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you.
— Jackson Lanzing
I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.
— Thomas Lennon
The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.
— Paula Danziger
I know that look. What are you up to, Gwen?""What makes you think I'm up to something?"
The Valkyrie snorted. "You're breathing, aren't you? — Jennifer Estep
The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.
— Seth MacFarlane
What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!
— Hunter S. Thompson
Woman," Westley roared, "you are the property of the Dread Pirate Roberts and you ... do ... what ... you're ... told!
— William Goldman
Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?""I need a gun."
This was not how his dream was supposed to go. — Shannon K. Butcher
Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case.
— Carla H. Krueger
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
— W. H. Auden
The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'
— Carol Burnett
Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for.
— Robin Thede
So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out of the oven.
— Tom Althouse
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
— Steven Wright
Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil.
— Henry Ward Beecher
The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means.
— Cassandra Clare
What in the fuck are you?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
— Regina Griffin
Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.
— Tracy Morgan
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva
I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me.
— Harold Ramis
Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.
— Charles Barkley
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
I should like to knock their silly heads together. What is the sense of laughing all the time? They are not saying anything funny.
— Agatha Christie
If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?
— Tina Fey
