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It's your birthday today, so what would you say, if we turned that frown upside down — Billie Jean King

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once ... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. — Henny Youngman

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: "I wish no gifts, only presence. — Unknown

You know what, Gwen?" he managed, once he'd caught his breath.
-"What?"
"I'm glad you picked me as your birthday present." -Ethan Banks — Heidi Betts

Internet: What do you want for your birthday?
Virtual Cole: to stay young forever
Cole texted me:
Actually I want you — Maggie Stiefvater

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years. — Ausonius

On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed. — Kay Lenz

Your life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life. — Billy Mills

It's a question we all ask ourselves. What have we done lately? It rattles us each birthday. — Daniel H. Pink

What I wouldn't give to be seventy again! — Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went. — Kelly Clarkson

What could be more exciting than an October day? It's your birthday, Fourth of July and Christmas all rolled into one. — Peggy Toney Horton

She knew what he had in mind.
He'll propose in Scotland on my birthday.
There was no doubt as to what her answer would be. — Jana Oliver

Tucker: "But she gave me the perfect gift."
Clara: "What?"
Tucker: "You. — Cynthia Hand

She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". — Russell Howard

I'll be one year younger having missed my birthday and my mirror confirms it; so what's wrong with that. — Francis Norris, 1st Earl Of Berkshire

What is birthday, but a celebration of death. — Aphole

This is..."
"You completely forgot what day it is, didn't you?"
"Eh?"
"It's your birthday!!"
"Huh... It is? Oh!"
"Idiot! — Shizuru Seino

What do you most want for your birthday picnic, Admiral?" Taken by surprise, he answered honestly: "No casualties. — Lois McMaster Bujold

Most artists don't get paid for what they do, and they are lucky if they can persuade a friend to let them show something at a kid's birthday party. — Andrei Codrescu

What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away. — Rodney Dangerfield

Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking ... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking! — Dwayne Johnson

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her. — Guy Johnson

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns

It's your Birthday Just do what You do best Chill out!! — Julie McGregor

I'm eighteen; I'm a princess; and I'm a virgin. You know what? At this point in my life, I might as well be a unicorn. Happy freaking birthday to me. — Meg Cabot

It's queer how the thing what attracted you to someone is the same as what you come to despise about them — Lionel Shriver

This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done? — Derek Landy

Now you'll get to see how I can really run a building, darlin. Not even a cracked knee to hold me back, yeah? What a nice birthday present. — Marie Lu

Joy is that kind of happiness that does not depend on what happens. — David Steindl-Rast