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What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Panic At The Disco: Just for the record the weather today is

Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what the critics say. — Panic At The Disco

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Geoffrey Fisher: Once you start, there is no end to

Once you start, there is no end to who is to go in and who is to be left out. — Geoffrey Fisher

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Hector Hugh Munro: I love Americans, but not when they try

I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. — Hector Hugh Munro

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Lindsey Ouimet: Because I'm a glutton for punishment, I guess.

Because I'm a glutton for punishment, I guess. Or because I'm the cat curiosity is scheduled to kill in approximately six hours. — Lindsey Ouimet

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By E. Lockhart: I'll be fine, they tell me. I won't

I'll be fine, they tell me. I won't die. — E. Lockhart

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By E.L. Konigsburg: A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can

A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really, except cry. — E.L. Konigsburg

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Really, if the lower orders don't set a

Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them? — Oscar Wilde

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Richard Belzer: Do you know what happens when you play

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. — Richard Belzer

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By John Cleese: Years ago we would have been burned for

Years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced. — John Cleese

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Russell Lynes: I don't know what makes you so dumb

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works. — Russell Lynes

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By George Carlin: Some people have no idea what they're doing,

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. — George Carlin

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Heather R. Blair: What is it with people wanting to kill

What is it with people wanting to kill me lately? I'm starting to take it personally. — Heather R. Blair

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: I can't go to a bad movie by

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers? — Jerry Seinfeld

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: I fear that I have not got much

I fear that I have not got much to say about Canada, not having seen much; what I got by going to Canada was a cold. — Henry David Thoreau

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Jeannette Walls: She was developing what Mom called a bit

She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak. — Jeannette Walls

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By David Brin: Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means

Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe. — David Brin

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Mark Twain: What are the proper proportions of a maxim?

What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. — Mark Twain

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Steven Wright: A conscience is what hurts when all your

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. — Steven Wright

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Lindsey Ouimet: I've lived my life devoid of the whole

I've lived my life devoid of the whole teenage angst for so long, I'm not sure I can handle all this. I'm not built dor it. — Lindsey Ouimet

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Mae West: Everyone has the right to run his own

Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying. — Mae West

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Quinn Loftis: Well, you are a wolf, I don't think

Well, you are a wolf, I don't think it's a good idea to start the habit of you sleeping in the bed, you know, with all the shedding and what-not. — Quinn Loftis

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Leo Tolstoy: Governments not only are not necessary, but are

Governments not only are not necessary, but are harmful and most highly immoral institutions. — Leo Tolstoy

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Ashleigh Brilliant: Sometimes I need what only you can provide:

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. — Ashleigh Brilliant

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By James Dashner: Though he'd never know for sure what had

Though he'd never know for sure what had happened to them, his mind was super talented at imagining the absolute worst. — James Dashner

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Roy Lichtenstein: I think that most people think painters are

I think that most people think painters are kind of ridiculous, you know? — Roy Lichtenstein

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Whoa, what is this? Battle of the Sarcastic

Whoa, what is this? Battle of the Sarcastic and Pissed? Should I make popcorn? Forget American Idol, man. This is much more entertaining. (Kish) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Liberace: What you said hurt me very much. I

What you said hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the bank. — Liberace

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Danny DeVito: What do you call 500 lawyers lying on

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Karen Gibbs: While you were out JUDGING others, you left

While you were out JUDGING others, you left your closet door open...and guess what fell out!....Ooops — Karen Gibbs

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Peter Ajisafe: Charisma without character is postponed calamity.

Charisma without character is postponed calamity. — Peter Ajisafe

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Tessa Dare: What on earth are you wearing? Did you

What on earth are you wearing? Did you take orders in a convent since we spoke last? Little Sisters of the Drab and Homely. — Tessa Dare

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Zig Ziglar: Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the

Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR. — Zig Ziglar

What Are Some Of The Best Sarcastic Quotes By Lorrie Moore: This is what happened in love. One of

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. — Lorrie Moore