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What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death wears a big hat cause he's a big bloke.
— Elvis Costello
What's the difference between Darling Cruel, the wind, and a vacuum? A vacuum only sucks. The wind only blows. But Darling sucks, blows, and swallows.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
If sex isn't a joke, what is it?
— Nella Larsen
A nickname may be the best record of a success. That's what I call putting the face of a joke upon the body of a truth.
— Joseph Conrad
What if it's just a big, cosmic joke?Then ... laugh!
.85. — Dee Lestari
A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.
— Jerry Seinfeld
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?One has claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause. — Geoff Tibballs
Like great art, something essential dies when great jokes are explained. So what's the key to telling a good joke/creating great art timing.
— Travis Nichols
Crusaders have just f-ked me over what a bas-rd joke, excuse my language I'm absolutely furious.
— Keith Senior
Salander in love. What a fucking joke.
— Stieg Larsson
It goes on top and breaks down, It can emit a high or low sound.
Each atom of such noisy chute
Exhale the aroma of a ripe fruit. — Ana Claudia Antunes
What the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think.
— Edward De Bono
Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..
— Honeya
What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun!
— Ana Claudia Antunes
It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water. — Douglas Adams
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
— Henny Youngman
Is everything a joke to you?" I asked. He dabbed his tongue to his lip again. "Not everything." "Like what?" "You.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
What a fucking joke.
— Aravind Adiga
You learn what can become a good joke and can be repeatable. You have a shorthand about how to introduce a joke to someone.
— Lennon Parham
![What A Joke Quotes By Cindy McCain: Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/what-a-joke-quotes-by-cindy-mccain-1499430.jpg "What A Joke Quotes By Cindy McCain: Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life")
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
— Ambrose Bierce
I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living.
— Christopher Guest
rights are honored only in the breach. most people don't get agents or cops assigned to them until they're already raped or dead.
— Patricia Cornwell
What a joke! Poor little rich girl's fallen in love with the Republic's most famous criminal.
— Marie Lu
If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?No one knows what he can do till he tries. — Publilius Syrus
And what exactly is a dream and what exactly is a joke.
— Syd Barrett
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[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
— Lemony Snicket
Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe wants to do, and screw you if you can't take a joke. I
— Elliott James
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel.
— James C. Humes
What happens when you tell an egg a joke? A:
— Chrissy Voeg
Nora & Patch:N:Is everything a joke to you?
P:Not everything.
N:Like what?
P:You. — Becca Fitzpatrick
"What a joke: Tiny living entities crawling on a little planet and are thinking, "I am Great". "
— Radhanath Swami
I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a lot.
— Stanley Tucci
It used to bother me when people called me a pussy. But the joke's on them - after all, you are what you eat!
— Jon Schmidt
Actually, being married to me probably would be something of a joke ... but yeah, I mean it. What do you think?
— Danielle Steel
What do you call a rifle with three barrels?A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom
I think a lot of people misinterpret what I'm doing because they think of it as just a joke or they think of it as disposable.
— Casey Spooner
- I'm a Neuroscientist.- What's that? What do you study?
- I study your brain! — Vardan Hambardzumyan
I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel to drive the state.'
— Yulia Tymoshenko
Well, what of it? If sex isn't a joke, what is it
— Nella Larsen
