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Sometimes I envy religious people for the comfort of believing. It would make everything so much easier. — Peter Cameron

The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking. — Wendy Liebman

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. — Wendy Liebman

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that? — Wendy Liebman

If no words come, you can always give him the finger. — Simone Elkeles

I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you. — Wendy Liebman

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. — Wendy Liebman

When we plan our time, in fact, we plan our success. — Sunday Adelaja

Just because people say something's great, it doesn't mean you have to agree, not if you don't actually enjoy it. — Abby McDonald

Misinterpretation leads me to inspiration and creativity because I think my brain is trying to figure out some information that I'm confused about. — Michel Gondry

I just got my first bikini. It's a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you. — Wendy Liebman

Competitions are for horses, not artists. — Bela Bartok

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them ... Well, it's killing me! — Wendy Liebman

My look is always glitzy for New Year's Eve, even if I am at home. — Gloria Gaynor

I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore. — Wendy Liebman

You can't reduce passion and flair and eating ham to numbers, sir! — Gideon Defoe

God is never late, we're just impatient. — LeCrae

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty. — Wendy Liebman

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money. — Wendy Liebman

I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff. — Wendy Liebman

I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a hundred pounds. — Wendy Liebman

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. — Wendy Liebman

You will never reach your destination if you stop & throw stones at every dog that barks ... Better keep biscuits & Move on. — Dhirubhai Ambani

Joy:show joy & enjoy: then others will be joyful. — Sylvia Plath

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. — Wendy Liebman

We find our own truth serums. we confess willingly, but only if we are able to blame it on something or someone else. — Darnell Lamont Walker

In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good. — Wendy Liebman

To the first class belong the Gospels and Acts; to the second, the Epistles; to the third, the Revelation. — Philip Schaff

Incomprehensible jargon is the hallmark of a profession. — Kingman Brewster Jr.