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Welcome To Married Life Funny Quotes By Lisa Kessler: She tasted like run, root beer, and something

She tasted like run, root beer, and something wild he couldn't place, but it didn't matter.
He wanted more.
Craved it. — Lisa Kessler

Welcome To Married Life Funny Quotes By Paul Dano: I used to write a lot of songs.

I used to write a lot of songs. I was an English major in college. I was a deluded poet for a year. Totally deluded. — Paul Dano

Welcome To Married Life Funny Quotes By Mike Newlin: We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.

We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity. — Mike Newlin

Welcome To Married Life Funny Quotes By E.Y. Harburg: Follow the yellow brick road.

Follow the yellow brick road. — E.Y. Harburg

Welcome To Married Life Funny Quotes By Aleister Crowley: The customer is usually wrong, but statistics indicate

The customer is usually wrong, but statistics indicate that it doesn't pay to tell him so — Aleister Crowley

Welcome To Married Life Funny Quotes By Daphne Koller: The world is noisy and messy. You need

The world is noisy and messy. You need to deal with the noise and uncertainty. — Daphne Koller

Welcome To Married Life Funny Quotes By Henry Sy: I started with shoes, and with hard work

I started with shoes, and with hard work and discipline, the business prospered. I moved to the department store business and again, things went well. — Henry Sy