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Weird Random Funny Quotes By Diane Arbus: Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. — Diane Arbus

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Pier Paolo Pasolini: We survive, in the confusionof a life reborn

We survive, in the confusion
of a life reborn beyond reason. — Pier Paolo Pasolini

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Nicole

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain. — Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Ed Silvoso: drive to win and the desire to make

drive to win and the desire to make a profit are given by God to provide the incentive required for conquering exceptional challenges. — Ed Silvoso

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Jennifer Mathieu: Alice smiled her wide smile. The crooked incisor

Alice smiled her wide smile. The crooked incisor smile. — Jennifer Mathieu

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Marty Rubin: World, O world, I follow my fancy, not

World, O world, I follow my fancy, not yours! — Marty Rubin

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Margaret Peterson Haddix: There is nothing more valuable than the printed

There is nothing more valuable than the printed word. — Margaret Peterson Haddix

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: My smile wavers as I revert to my

My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird. — Stephanie Perkins

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Sara Winters: I can't write to please everyone, but someone,

I can't write to please everyone, but someone, somewhere will be touched if I put my heart into it. — Sara Winters

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Mona Singh: Men can't bear to see women cry.

Men can't bear to see women cry. — Mona Singh

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Joe Scarborough: I went to Alabama, so I'm still very

I went to Alabama, so I'm still very devoted to Alabama football and the SEC. — Joe Scarborough

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Ellen Mead: There has to be something we can do

There has to be something we can do to undo whatever it is we have done. — Ellen Mead

Weird Random Funny Quotes By John Updike: The heart prefers to move against the grain

The heart prefers to move against the grain of circumstance; perversity is the souls very life. — John Updike

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Andrew Smith: Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith

Weird Random Funny Quotes By VIRGIL PROFEANU: True will is wishing backed by power.

True will is wishing backed by power. — VIRGIL PROFEANU

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Farahad Zama: Marriages are made in heaven. When Allah made

Marriages are made in heaven. When Allah made a creature, He also made the creature's mate — Farahad Zama

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Frank Herbert: You see, gentlemen, they have something to die

You see, gentlemen, they have something to die for. They've discovered they're a people. They're awakening. — Frank Herbert

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Angela Lansbury: I was put under contract. A major studio.

I was put under contract. A major studio. I got nominated for an Academy Award. Isn't that ridiculous? I mean, at the age of 18! — Angela Lansbury

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Saku Koivu: It's been tough for me being away from

It's been tough for me being away from the game. — Saku Koivu

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Eric Heiden: Immediately after the Olympics, I was pretty fatigued.

Immediately after the Olympics, I was pretty fatigued. — Eric Heiden