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Weird Girlfriends Quotes & Sayings

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Weird Girlfriends Quotes By James St. James: When you let the wolves guard the hen

When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there's bound to be a few chicken dinners. — James St. James

Weird Girlfriends Quotes By Carrot Top: It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. — Carrot Top

Weird Girlfriends Quotes By Orson Scott Card: I'm not stupid! In Bean's experience, that was

I'm not stupid! In Bean's experience, that was a sentence never uttered except to prove its own inaccuracy. — Orson Scott Card

Weird Girlfriends Quotes By Gilbert K. Chesterton: I would never commit the positively anti-social action

I would never commit the positively anti-social action of robbing a bank, or worse still, working in one. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Weird Girlfriends Quotes By Ted Cruz: When you had a terrorist, you could only

When you had a terrorist, you could only search a relatively narrow slice of numbers, primarily land lines. — Ted Cruz

Weird Girlfriends Quotes By Courtney Allison Moulton: A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. — Courtney Allison Moulton

Weird Girlfriends Quotes By Mary Alice Monroe: Short laugh. Time will tell with you and

Short laugh. Time will tell with you and Bobby Pearlman, — Mary Alice Monroe

Weird Girlfriends Quotes By Ryan Sheckler: I always think it's weird when guys come

I always think it's weird when guys come up to me and say that their girlfriends love me. — Ryan Sheckler

Weird Girlfriends Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: Our life is a long and arduous quest

Our life is a long and arduous quest after Truth and the soul requires inward restfulness to attain its full height. — Mahatma Gandhi

Weird Girlfriends Quotes By Ogden Nash: I drink because she nags, she said I

I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew. — Ogden Nash

Weird Girlfriends Quotes By Anonymous: My message for New Yorkers is prepare for

My message for New Yorkers is prepare for something worse than we have ever seen before. — Anonymous

Weird Girlfriends Quotes By Hal Holbrook: There's no good guys and bad guys.

There's no good guys and bad guys. — Hal Holbrook