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The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
— George Carlin
It only wakes up the burning desire I always feel whenever I'm close to this man and the shadows of my fears back away. - Skye
— Stephanie Witter
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
— Elizabeth Eulberg
Honestly, I'm so sick of myself.
— Blake Lively
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
— Bob Monkhouse
The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.
— Benjamin Franklin