Weekend Funny Quotes
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Weekend Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Danger was the grindstone on which the swordsman whetted his spirit. Enemies were teachers in disguise.
— Eiji Yoshikawa
I'm a fan of the European style, naturalistic thriller.
— George Ratliff
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
— George Carlin
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
— Elizabeth Eulberg
Ridiculous! Why don't you go into gunrunning, and sell the ancient Athenians a couple of machine guns so they can win the Peloponnesian War?
— Kurt Vonnegut
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas
The only way you can be the best at something is to be the best you can be.
— Susan Beth Pfeffer
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
— Bob Monkhouse
Getting lost in human perception is a very scary idea.
— Ezra Miller
I have a book out called 'The Beauty Equation' and it discusses how off track we have gone in considering beauty.
— Nigel Barker
Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend.
— Elizabeth C. Bunce