Weed Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Weed

Weed Quotes & Sayings

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There was no time to weigh chances. There was no such thing as chances anyway, in the distorted perspective of the weed fumes. — Cornell Woolrich

Weed is going to bring us together as a generation. Drugs is what created Woodstock. Let's be clear about that. — ASAP Rocky

You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. — Miley Cyrus

Where would the gardener be if there were no more weeds? — Bill Vaughan

There are not the weeds the ones that drown the good seed, but the negligence of the peasant. — Confucius

The richest genius, like the most fertile soil, when uncultivated, shoots up into the rankest weeds. — David Hume

An unhappy woman with access to weed killer had to be watched carefully. — James Ruddick

Will I, succeed, paranoid from the weed and hocus pocus, try to focus but I can't see. — Tupac Shakur

Treason is a noxious weed," Pycelle declared solemnly. "It must be torn up, root and stem and seed, lest new traitors sprout from every roadside. — George R R Martin

Sometimes duties act on the soul like weeds on a flower. They crowd it out. — Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. — Dave Chappelle

They are trying to take you back from me now, and they will - but only for a brief, little while - — Maryrose Wood

There is a banking adage that if it's growing like a weed, it's a good chance that it's a weed. — Mark Zandi

I survived, carried on, glad to be like a weed, a wild red poppy, rooted in life. — Marilyn Buck

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable. — Kurt Vonnegut

If you are a garden plant you are regarded; well regarded, just as long as you stay in the garden. — Davies Gilbert

You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss. — David Letterman

Birth control is nothing more or less than ... weeding out the unfit. — Margaret Sanger

All of your brain cells rotting from weed, feeling like if you ain't got it life's not as complete. — Hopsin

James also revealed he and his teammates smoked marijuana one night after getting access to a hotel room in Akron. — LeBron James

The book forces itself into my mind when I am lugging furniture, or pulling weeds. — Robertson Davies

I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. — Dave Barry

Erasmus was like Serena in a sense: he frequently needed to prune and weed the human race in his own garden. — Brian Herbert

Science grows like a weed every year. — Kary Mullis

Where soil is, men grow, Whether to weeds or flowers. — John Keats

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. — Jeff Foxworthy

smoking some exotic fairy weed. — Heather Killough-Walden

The disease of men is that they neglect their own fields and go to weed the fields of others. — Mencius

Our father would return to see his fairest flower gone and only the weed left for him to use as he saw fit — E.K. Johnston

Lethal like venomous snake bites the marijuana makes my eyes bright red like brake lights — Canibus

Grow some more weed and get medicated, everyday is a holiday so we celebrate it. — Wiz Khalifa

I may look like a dainty flower, but I'm really a wild weed. — Dannika Dark

Basically what's happening is I'm pleading guilty to possessing and having plants and not guilty to the charges of supply. — Alan Cinis

Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana ... About 50,000 times. — Bill Maher

I went through one period when I smoked a surprising, a really breath-taking, amount of grass almost every night. — David Letterman

Get my kush in California, Get my dro from Arizona — Lil' Wayne

I stay higher than giraffe pussy — Gucci Mane

What is a weed? I have heard it said that there are sixty definitions. For me, a weed is a plant out of place. — Donald C. Peattie

This is a dandelion, " I told him. He shrugged. "I know. Some see a weed; some see a flower. Perspective. — Kiera Cass

A weed is a plant out of place. — Jim Thompson

Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend ... — Ben Harper

Even the richest soil, if left uncultivated will produce the rankest weeds. — Leonardo Da Vinci

Every theory in medicine, if medicine is to remain healthy, must be beaten out on the anvil of skepticism. So do we weed out charlatanism. — Alice Tisdale Hobart

I have learned the junk equation. Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means of increased enjoyment of life. Junk is not a kick. It is a way of life. — William S. Burroughs

Pot always just made me sleepy. — Bryan Cranston

Weeds are out most successful cultivated crop. — Richard Mabey

I see now that when Norma flowered in our garden I became a weed, allowed to exist only where I would not be seen, in corners and dark places. — Daniel Keyes

It may be a weed instead of a fish that, after all my labour, I at last pull up. — Michael Faraday

The oat is the Horatio Alger of cereals, which progressed, if not from rags to riches, at least from weed to health food. — Waverley Root

Some subjects mixed well with weed, but Chemistry wasn't one of them. — Tom Perrotta

We weed out the darnel from the corn and the unfit in war, but do not excuse evil men from the service of the state. — Antisthenes

Anger is a weed; hate is a tree — Saint Augustine

The fuel of the future is going to come from fruit like that sumach out by the road, or from apples, weeds, sawdust
almost anything, — Henry Ford

Man is by definition the first and primary weed under whose influence all other weeds have evolved. — Jack Harlan

I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high. — Ricky Williams

By the time we left college, I had become my own image: a dandelion in the flower bed of society. Kinda cute, but still a weed. — Anne Fortier

Why don't we all just get really baked on weed? — Robert Smith

How many ya'll parents smoke weed? My momma still grows illegal weed in Alabama. — Yelawolf

Weeds grow sometimes very much like flowers, and you can't tell the difference between true and false merely by the shape. — Edwin Paxton Hood

I love weed so much I tried to marry juana — Lil' Wayne

Whether a dandelion is a weed or a flower is entirely a matter of perspective. — Julia Tagliere

I'm rockin' PJ's and no shirt. I smoke weed, eat yogurt — Mac Miller

The richest soil, if uncultivated, produces the rankest weeds. — Plutarch

The Department of Justice transcends party because we're building on the Weed and Seed program. — Janet Reno

A breath, whence no man knows, Swaying the grating weeds, it blows; It comes, it grieves, it goes. Once it rocked the summer rose. — John Vance Cheney

Bamboo is not a weed, it's a flowering plant. Bamboo is a magnificent plant. — Steve Lacy

Don't let weeds grow around your dreams. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I cultivate my flowers and burn my weeds. — Charles Haddon

These palm trees like my old homeboys, hella shady — Chamillionaire

I don't advise kids to do what I do. I'm just doing me. I just smoke a little weed and do a little drink. — Juicy J

Am I a weed, carried this way, that way, on a tide that comes twice a day without a meaning? — Virginia Woolf

Do not sit long with a sad friend. When you go to a garden do you look at the weeds? Spend more time with the roses and jasmines. — Rumi

So many creeds like the weeds in the sod - so many temples, and only one God. — Frank Lebby Stanton

The less determined and the less motivated weed themselves out. — Chuck Daly

I'm not saying find someone and ask them if you can mow their grass for ten dollars. I'm saying find weeds that need pulling and pull them. — Andy Andrews

In his heart, hope - that indestructible weed of the human heart - had begun to bloom again. — Stephen King

Weed your better judgments of all opinion that grows rank in them. — William Shakespeare

I've been college, but to be truthfully frank, weed is knowledge because it makes me think — Keith Murray

I stay away from weed because it's a gateway drug. I like heroine, you're not going anywhere from there. — Atticus

The War on Drugs has been an utter failure. We need to rethink and decriminalize our marijuana laws. — Barack Obama

I've been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and ... I think it's a tremendous blessing. — Lester Grinspoon

Smoke the weed of your own heart to fly higher — Munia Khan

It is not hard to change when your biggest problem is whether the weeds prosper in a vegetable patch. — David Gemmell

Eden, yeah, she was definitely a morning glory: as pretty as a flower, with the strength of a weed. — Mia Sheridan

I always think of my sins when I weed. They grow apace in the same way and are harder still to get rid of. — Helena Rutherfurd Ely

Put this on your list of things to know: the combination of tinsel, baby angel wings, and manger hay burns like weed at a Miley Cyrus concert. — Stephanie Perkins

I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is good — Kevin Smith

The idea that fast reading is good reading is a twentieth-century weed, springing out of the stony farmland cultivated by the computer manufacturers. — Susan Wise Bauer

In words, like weeds, I'll wrap me o'er, Like coarsest clothes against the cold — Alfred Lord Tennyson

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed. — Dave Chappelle

A Man of Knowledge like a rich Soil, feeds If not a world of Corn, a world of Weeds. — Benjamin Franklin

Oh, you a E head, oh, you a weed head
I got a big gun, bigger than Maxi Priest dread — Sean Price

Never give up the ganja. — Morgan Freeman

We're just a weed in the universe — Karl Pilkington

Do you drink blood?" His tone was challenging. I felt like a daughter confronted by her father about smoking weed or drinking booze. "I — J.R. Rain

I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm telling a lot of jokes about it. — Doug Benson

I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on. — Snoop Dogg

A weed is a plant whose virtue is not yet known. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I enjoy it once in a while. There is nothing wrong with that. Everything in moderation. I wouldn't call myself a pot-head. — Jennifer Aniston

The ideal is the flower-garden of the mind, and very apt to run to weeds unless carefully tended. — Margaret Oliphant