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People pay more attention when they think you're up to something. — Bill Watterson

The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing. — Bill Watterson

From now on I'll connect the dots my own way. — Bill Watterson

What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up? — Bill Watterson

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends. — Bill Watterson

CALVIN:
Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. — Bill Watterson

Few things are less comforting than a tiger who's up too late. — Bill Watterson

My whole problem is that my lips move when I think. — Bill Watterson

Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial. — Bill Watterson

Day says the anticipation of having something is often more fun than actually having it.- Calvin — Bill Watterson

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. — Bill Watterson

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. — Bill Watterson

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. — Bill Watterson

At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own. — Bill Watterson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. — Bill Watterson

I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed. — Bill Watterson

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... procrastinating and rationalizing. — Bill Watterson

If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again. — Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. — Bill Watterson

Animation, by necessity, is a team sport, and the fewer people with input into my work, the better I like it. — Bill Watterson

The score is still Q to 12! — Bill Watterson

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves. — Bill Watterson

Isn't it fascinating how our minds work when rational thought is at war with emotion? — Kate Watterson

You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. — Bill Watterson

I guess I just don't have the killer instinct that I think makes a great political cartoonist. — Bill Watterson

Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables. — Bill Watterson

Before you can hear, much less follow, the voice of your soul, you have to win back your body. You have to go on a pilgrimage beneath the skin. — Meggan Watterson

Careful. We don't want to learn from this. — Bill Watterson

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are. — Bill Watterson

What state do you live in? Denial. — Bill Watterson

From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success ... I'm just here to cash in. — Bill Watterson

How come we play war and not peace?" "Too few role models. — Bill Watterson

I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future. — Bill Watterson

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. — Bill Watterson

Mothers are the necessity of invention. — Bill Watterson

Genius is never understood in its own time. — Bill Watterson

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. — Bill Watterson

You know, maybe we don't need enemies."
"Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take. — Bill Watterson

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. — Bill Watterson

Scientific Progress goes boink? — Bill Watterson

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.
-Calvin — Bill Watterson

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it. — Bill Watterson

Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything. — Bill Watterson

I'd like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make. — Bill Watterson

Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money. — Bill Watterson

Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.
-Calvin — Bill Watterson

I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people. — Bill Watterson

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? — Bill Watterson

The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin) — Bill Watterson

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning. — Bill Watterson

If you can't win by reason, go for volume. — Bill Watterson

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. — Bill Watterson

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. — Bill Watterson

I'm a misunderstood genius. — Bill Watterson

I cut out construction paper feathers and taped them on my arms so I can fly! Pretty neat, huh? — Bill Watterson

Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another — Bill Watterson

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations. — Bill Watterson

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN — Bill Watterson

Why can't the world ever be unfair in my favor? — Bill Watterson

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination. — Bill Watterson

I've nearly started! — Bill Watterson

For no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today. — Bill Watterson

They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it! — Bill Watterson

I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family. — Bill Watterson

Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books. — Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. — Bill Watterson

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems? — Bill Watterson

I wonder where we go when we die?" " ... Pittsburgh?" "You mean if we're good or if we're bad? — Bill Watterson

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. — Bill Watterson

HOBBES:
All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once. — Bill Watterson

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. — Bill Watterson

It's not the medium, but the quality of perception and expression, that determines the significance of art. — Bill Watterson

I enjoy the drawing more than the writing, so I try to think of ideas that will allow me to develop the visual side of the strip as fully as possible. — Bill Watterson

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. — Bill Watterson

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. — Bill Watterson

It's only work if somebody makes you do it. — Bill Watterson

The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest! — Bill Watterson

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! — Bill Watterson

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. — Bill Watterson

Every day of my life I have to add another name to the list of people who p*ss me off
Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes — Bill Watterson

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here. — Bill Watterson

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'
'That's why animals are so soft and huggy. — Bill Watterson

Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive. — Bill Watterson

I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!
...
Say's the dust speck. — Bill Watterson

There's more to this world than just people, you know. — Bill Watterson

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice! — Bill Watterson

I'm a man of few words."
"If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary. — Bill Watterson

I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up. — Bill Watterson

Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement. — Bill Watterson

I've been thinking Hobbes"
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose — Bill Watterson

My book is called, Shut Up And Stop Whining: How To Do Something With Your Life Besides Think About Yourself. — Bill Watterson

There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late. — Bill Watterson

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ... and he's in prison ... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat. — Bill Watterson

It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV. — Bill Watterson

My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin — Bill Watterson

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. — Bill Watterson

I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it. — Bill Watterson

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero? — Bill Watterson

CALVIN:
As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight. — Bill Watterson

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. — Bill Watterson