Watermelon Quotes: top 45 famous quotes about Watermelon

Watermelon Quotes & Sayings

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A girl's not a watermelon you plug a hole in to see if it's sweet. — Jeffrey Eugenides

With a black president, I can relax ... I can dance in public ... I can buy a whole watermelon now. — Wanda Sykes

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. — Mark Twain

In an attempt at extroversion, she had worn a tunic with large slices of watermelon depicted on the front. What had she been thinking of? — Lorrie Moore

A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife. — Hualing Nieh Engle

I may as well have told him I'd carried a watermelon — Lindsey Kelk

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. — Enrico Caruso

Once upon a time I owned a watermelon. — Irving Bacheller

You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped. — Roy Bean

For me, Fellini was like a watermelon. It is there. A watermelon cannot die. — Roberto Benigni

watermelon cut in half and it was — Amy Poehler

Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake watermelon with an anus. — Jad Abumrad

You're going to have a watermelon come out of your flap-jack and that shit will never be the same. Never. - Madison — Nicole Reed

The screech of tyres, an almighty bang and a car exploded through the playground wall like a high-velocity bullet through a watermelon. — Kev Heritage

In Watermelon Sugar deeds were done — Richard Brautigan

It's funny, for a long time I would go watermelon-red and deny that I was a magical realist. It felt imprecise to me, a misrepresentation. — Karen Russell

Our first kiss was soft, sweet. A question on my lips. He tasted like the watermelon bubble gum he was always chewing, and the stolen summer night. — Jessi Kirby

Big heart,
wide as a watermelon,
but wise as birth,
there is so much abundance
in the people I have ... — Anne Sexton

Before her birth was she an idea? Before her birth was she dead? And after her birth she would die? What a thin slice of watermelon. — Clarice Lispector

I grew up shopping from farm stands. Dad taught me how to smell a good cantaloupe and thump a watermelon for ripeness. — Nell Newman

That night Flora wanted to eat watermelon. — Dorit Rabinyan

It's a wonderful fantasy, but it's not real. It's just watermelon magic. — Hope Ramsay

Ain't but three things in this world worth a solitary dime/
But old dogs, children, and watermelon wine — Tom T. Hall

In each of the separate sections Mother would put a different treat - sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, watermelon seeds, sesame cookies, and peanuts. — Katherine Paterson

The watermelon juice spilling over your lip?" he indicated. "Lick it up or I will. — Penelope Douglas

I love watermelon!
Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! — Greg Pizzoli

Her skin is pale as watermelon sucked free of its juices. — Jaclyn Moriarty

I can read the two of you as easily as I can a watermelon patch in broad daylight. — Haruki Murakami

Some people kiss as if they were eating watermelon — Saadat Hasan Manto

Try to squeeze a watermelon into a small tumbler sometime when your reflexes are not so good. It is next to impossible. — Thomas Pynchon

Walter Johnson's fastball looked about the size of a watermelon seed and it hissed at you as it passed. — Ty Cobb

I've had watermelon hair where I had pink with green tips. From the age of 13 to about 19 or 20, I never had my real hair color. — Natalia Tena

Have you ever seen a donkey smelling a beautiful rose? Donkeys aren't interested in roses, they like thorn bushes or watermelon rinds! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

When did we get Watermelon Oreos? That just sounded so wrong. — Ashlan Thomas

My cat can eat a whole watermelon. — Crispin Glover

If you want to give yourself a fair chance to succeed, never expect too much too soon — Po Bronson

I'm a fastidious sort of fellow, fond of watermelon and buckbrush nuts. — Edward Abbey

There were happy days, with watermelon, and sad days of whiskey. — Lewis Nordan

In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar. — Richard Brautigan

With a sound like a bat hitting a watermelon, pirate fist connected with pirate jaw and a gold tooth bounced across the deck. — Gideon Defoe

Take shots at em, I guess you could call it a parody. But compared to D, they one-fourth from watermelon to a quarter felon, dude you a pear to me. — Drake

If you focus on only the seeds in a watermelon, you missed the sweetness of the meat — Wally Amos

When my nine goes buck, it will bust your head like a watermelon dropping 12 stories up. — Ice Cube

I might as well have said I carried a watermelon like Baby did in Dirty Dancing. I'm an idiot. — Kathryn Perez

Tears. They're like seeds in a watermelon. Good for spitting out. — Benjamin Alire Saenz