Watching Television Quotes: top 75 famous quotes about Watching Television

Watching Television Quotes & Sayings

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Once you start watching a television show that you love you can't stop watching it. — Ludacris

In general, watching children's television is a dark and surreal descent into madness where the characters on the screen talk directly to you. — John Green

I don't think you can read poetry while you're watching television very well. — Edward Hirsch

Driving a car versus riding a bike is on par with watching television rather than living your own life." - Bruce MacAlister, Calgary — Silver Bullet

I was always singing and dancing for my mother when I wasn't glued to the television watching I Love Lucy or the Carol Burnett Show. — Debra Messing

When it came to watching television, Ted was ambidextrous. — Judy Penz Sheluk

Are your kids better off watching 10 hours of Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel every week? — Ian Lamont

I learned how to speak English watching television. — Azita Ghanizada

Baseball hasn't been the national pastime for many years now - no sport is. The national pastime, like it or not, is watching television. — Bob Greene

You know, I grew up watching all kinds of films. So, as an adult, I wanted to be involved in all kinds of plays and television and film. — David Schwimmer

I don't think I miss anything by not watching television. — Alexandra Paul

Soon, if we are not prudent, millions of people will be watching each other starve to death through expensive television sets — Aneurin Bevan

Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I've been watching cable television and eating jello. — Stephen Chbosky

It is a significant acknowledgment that the way people are watching television is changing and the model is quickly changing. — Jeff Zucker

Digital presentation is just television in public; we're all just getting together and watching TV without pointing the remote control at the screen. — Quentin Tarantino

You get to that age where you're watching a lot of television, and who doesn't want to be on television? — Jason Marsden

Why is this interesting? Why are we watching? — Kate Tempest

If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives. — Marlon Brando

I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it. — Bo Burnham

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television. — Frank Caliendo

there are now millions of people who spend more time watching food being cooked on television than they spend actually cooking it themselves. — Michael Pollan

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive. — Dan Harmon

How you feel after watching something indicates not what you watched but where you are at. — A.D. Posey

I stopped watching television like a fiend once I got into college. — Jane Lynch

You know you're out of shape when you have a heart attack when you're watching television. — Robert Schimmel

Watching television is the mental and emotional equivalent of eating junk food. — Tony Schwartz

My mother was watching on television and she doesn't want me to hurt anyone. — George Foreman

If I hear the word 'retire,' it makes me want to throw up. And then do what? Sit around all day watching television? — Joan Collins

We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox. — Jon Stewart

In 1962 I was 17, so I was definitely watching the dance shows on television. — Micky Dolenz

My life came down to being a granny and watching a lot of television. — Joni Mitchell

God made a whole beautiful earth and decided to put you in it, to experience all of this beauty. You can't do that watching television all the time. — Donald Miller

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead. — Chuck Palahniuk

Disparagement of television is second only to watching television as an American pastime. — George Will

The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain. — Elizabeth Jane Howard

I grew up watching movies on television and computer screens. They affected me just as powerfully in the small private space. — Rick Alverson

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down.
Grandma Mazur — Janet Evanovich

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. — David Letterman

Watching television requires no skills and develops no skills. That is why there is no such thing as remedial television-watching. — Neil Postman

More people are watching college football on Snapchat than they are on television. — Evan Spiegel

I like the Sci Fi channel and 'Science Fiction Theatre.' I've been doing a lot of television-watching and thinking about good songs to write. — Roky Erickson

We don't get too nervous for too may things, but on television a few million people are sitting there watching. Definitely a lot more nerves. — Dave Haywood

People who don't have gender dysphoria aren't going to catch it by watching me dance on television. — Chaz Bono

There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren't watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else. — Bennett Cerf

I grew up going to the movies, not watching them on television, so I'm still a bit resistant to TV as a medium. — Kenneth Lonergan

The mood state Americans are in, on average, when watching television is mildly depressed. — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

I know I'm an actor, but I'm not at all a believer in people watching a lot of TV. I've never had television in my home. — Alexandra Paul

After you've been to fight club, watching football on television is watching pornography when you could be having great sex. — Chuck Palahniuk

Watching hours of television seemed to help, but it took brainpower to be so dumb. — Chuck Palahniuk

If people are watching television by themselves, it makes them part of a community of people laughing. — Barbara Feldon

If you really think about it, when watching television, you have product placement all the time. — Jay Chiat

As absurd and dishonest as claiming that the trouble with computer games is that they stop people watching television. — Stephen Fry

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. — Bill Hicks

To me, torture would be watching sports on television. — Quentin Tarantino

As a side effect of modern warfare, we had the peculiar privilege of watching the destruction of our country on television. — Sara Novic

I think television often has dismissed younger people. They figure, well, they're not really watching news, that's not our audience. — Kurt Loder

I think it's up to the parents to discern what their child is watching on television. — Adam Lambert

I'm not one of those who thinks there is something inherently bad or inferior about watching television. — George Osborne

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. — Andy Rooney

The television was on. Leslie Mitchell had been watching a program about how to cook lamb when Hungry Jack came in and started eating him. — Andrew Smith

If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious. — Norm MacDonald

Once upon a time, Isola Wilde was watching late-night television with her eldest brother, Alejandro, when Channel 12 broadcast a live suicide. — Allyse Near

I'd love to star in a television series of my own. I love the idea of living with a character for a number of years, watching him grow. — Michael Dorn

You have a time machine and you use it for ... watching television?"
"Well, I wouldn't use it at all if I could get the hang of the video recorder. — Douglas Adams

Children now log about twenty-two thousand hours watching television by age nineteen, more than twice the time spent in school.3 — John C. Maxwell

Reading the Gospels, without the personality of Jesus, is like watching television with the sound turned off. — John Eldredge

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now. — Dick Van Dyke

I'm very shy really. I spend a lot of time in my room alone reading or writing or watching television. — Johnny Cash

I don't do a television show for awards. You make it so people will enjoy watching it. — Sarah Michelle Gellar

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison-if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. — Milton Berle

When we're not trying to kill each other with spells, we just sit in in Daniel's dressing room watching cricket games on television. — Tom Felton

If you're tired of watching rerun movies on television you're in luck, there are hundreds of thousands of books that are movies in text. — Dale Hollis

Chilling out on the bed in your hotel room watching television, while wearing your own pajamas, is sometimes the best part of a vacation. — Laura Marano

They all stared at the television. Twenty male shapeshifters quietly watching The Howling. — Shelly Laurenston

I stared at the television in shock, watching as my private life was revealed to the world. — Donna Rice