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People. You're not crazy if there really are robot insects listening to every word you say."

Someone said, "I fucking told you — Warren Ellis

And someone, somewhere, is saying What the fuck? Why not? — Warren Ellis

Straight people are so fucking weird. — Warren Ellis

Yeah, trust the fuckhead. — Warren Ellis

If contemporary literary fiction doesn't read a bit like science fiction then it's probably not all that contemporary, is it — Warren Ellis

'The Authority,' by Warren Ellis and Bryan Hitch, really pioneered the widescreen, action-packed style of storytelling. — Jim Lee

I'm clearly insane. I'm threatening your life with a toothbrush, — Warren Ellis

What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman. — Warren Ellis

I think one of the bigger lessons the Internet has taught us is that 'niche' or 'subculture' are a lot bigger than anyone ever thought. — Warren Ellis

TRUTH comes easier when you're nine years old, too. Everything's a lot less complicated. This or that. Us or them. Truth or lie. — Warren Ellis

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. — Warren Ellis

The best gifts are never given, but claimed. — Warren Ellis

Ain't no Jesus in Snowtown, Detective. — Warren Ellis

Small things bring joy, somedays. — Warren Ellis

But I am not a monster because I kill. Killing is easy. I am a monster because I accept the hard choices. (Frank Moses) — Warren Ellis

I know nothing about you except that I want to move through the world with you for as long as you'll let me. — Warren Ellis

If it's accessible by hundreds of millions of people, then it's as mainstream as it gets. — Warren Ellis

Science fiction is always about the time it's written in. 1984 was always about 1948. Science fiction is social fiction. I — Warren Ellis

I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER — Warren Ellis

In his other hand is a spear made from duct tape, a smashed Nokia phone from 1998 and a selfie stick. Welcome to the future. — Warren Ellis

He is defining the immediate future as follows: old people huddling in big cities, afraid of the sky. — Warren Ellis

Adam knew it was childish, but he rationalized it in this way: carelessly harming other people was a decent stand-in for baseline human interaction. — Warren Ellis

I live on my phone: I have a bunch of news and informational apps on there. — Warren Ellis

Fuck me", Bat gasped, "It's like an angel shat ice cream coffee rainbows in my mouth. — Warren Ellis

The lesson of 'CSI' is: No matter what horrible things happen, nice policemen will turn up and fix everything and return it to the status quo. — Warren Ellis

Magic is the cheat codes for the world. — Warren Ellis

Mister Sun wondered if he really believed it was true that the heart is just a pump. — Warren Ellis

When I got the tattoo, I knew I was drawing a crooked line between myself and society. — Warren Ellis

Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards. — Warren Ellis

Tradition:' one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking. — Warren Ellis

Being a nun wasn't all it was cracked up to be and the sex was shit. — Warren Ellis

I think blogging is a muscle that most people wear out. — Warren Ellis

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy! — Warren Ellis

Really?" Mister Sun said. "You killed a man with the same knife you use to make brunch, and you're suddenly squeamish about a hammer. — Warren Ellis

Ah, Hollywood. One day, you and I will play Operation. And I'll be the drunk, mad doctor with the hedge trimmer & you will wear the straps — Warren Ellis

There are no good futures. There's nothing to head towards but more garish, unsustainable carnival acts. — Warren Ellis

Do you want to eat Peyotl and human flesh on the path to spiritual enlightenment? Or just for the hell of it? Join the ancient cult of Anasazi. — Warren Ellis

That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms. — Warren Ellis

In general, I don't like L.A. all that much, but it has wonderful parts. — Warren Ellis

Time was this place didn't make sense and I could live with it. Either it's changed, or I have. — Warren Ellis

Predicting causes litter. — Warren Ellis

Detective John Tallow, 1st Precinct."
"You," said Scarly. "I hate you so much my dick is hard. — Warren Ellis

Los Angeles had no culture of its own, just a large collection of misreadings of the artistic histories of other, proper cities. — Warren Ellis

It would take a human nine years to walk from the Earth to the moon. — Warren Ellis

I am a messiah. Ask anyone on the Internet. — Warren Ellis

Okay," I said. "Let's do something really goddamn stupid. — Warren Ellis

I try to read a Kindle Single a week, but I'm getting bad at that. I usually have a few books on the go. — Warren Ellis

If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set? — Warren Ellis

Adam sat back and scoured his recent memory. — Warren Ellis

My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy etc etc. — Warren Ellis

She fixed him with a gaze that said that she had looked into the void and that she was really not impressed with it. — Warren Ellis

By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead. — Warren Ellis

Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day — Warren Ellis

No more circuses. — Warren Ellis

- You know what this is?
- Nope
- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit. — Warren Ellis

I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk. — Warren Ellis

Cos a cop asking a guy for a discount on his crack, that's screwed up.
Sign of the goddamn apocalypse is what it is. — Warren Ellis

I was happiest when I was working for myself. Setting my own goals. Improving my own skills ... Take control of your world. — Warren Ellis

At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers. — Warren Ellis

Of course I don't care if you're bleeding! I'm fucking autistic! — Warren Ellis

There would be internet, and books, and music. He could think, and be, and hold the world at a distance in order to see it properly. — Warren Ellis

You know what they say; if you're tired of London, you're tired of life. — Warren Ellis

I try not to get involved in the business of prediction. It's a quick way to look like an idiot. — Warren Ellis

That's what you should be worrying about. Idiots with all the money, plowing it into building a thing just because they can. — Warren Ellis

I stood there alone in the eerily silent streets of Las Vegas and listened to my penis cry. — Warren Ellis

[ ... ] a super-rat. I nailed it across the eyes once with a lucky shot with the butt of my gun, but it got up again and shat in my telephone. — Warren Ellis

What if I left my memory in the future and I have to catch up to it? — Warren Ellis

In league with the fantastic. That's a thought to keep hold of. — Warren Ellis

That was a stupid idea I made up while drunk. Why did someone build that? — Warren Ellis

Ballardian banality comes from not getting the future that we were promised, or getting it too late to make the promised difference. — Warren Ellis

Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I'm pretty sure. — Warren Ellis

Prediction is the best circus act of all. But it is just an act. It's a carny turn. Stop doing it. — Warren Ellis

ADDENDUM: SOMETIMES THE FUTURE IS BULLSHIT — Warren Ellis

The future is a product, and you only get to vote with your money now, — Warren Ellis

You know what it's like, finding eight middle-aged guys having tantric sex with ostriches? — Warren Ellis

Be exposed. Be open. Be who you want to be. It will never hurt as much as starving your own humanity of oxygen. — Warren Ellis

I'm going to shit in your lungs for this. — Warren Ellis

Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend. — Warren Ellis

Fuck you . . . you fucking body-dysmorphia porn-addict trust-fund-baby compulsive-masturbation motherfucker. — Warren Ellis

Bloody Wolf Blitzer intoning that a weather bomb is going to detonate over America because the planet hates humans and time is a flat circle. — Warren Ellis

How are we supposed to live in the future when the future just abandons us to the night? — Warren Ellis

Read comics. All comics. And then cut them open to steal their power. — Warren Ellis

I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up. — Warren Ellis

I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years. — Warren Ellis

Look at a Segway and tell me it's not the world's shittiest witch's broomstick. We only wanted jetpacks because we couldn't make magic carpets work. — Warren Ellis

Comics is still my first love. But I always did other kinds of writing, too, so I think of myself as a writer first. — Warren Ellis

I've always moved between media. Some ideas just work better in some media than others. — Warren Ellis

The two most dangerous things in the world are rich people and crazy people. The Roanokes are rich like pharoahs and crazier'n a snake-fucking baby. — Warren Ellis

You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism. — Warren Ellis

Adam's entire life felt like lead in his bones right now. — Warren Ellis

I'd like to recover some of the strangeness and wonder of consideration of the future. — Warren Ellis

I wish I still had that photo. — Warren Ellis

We're in a strange relationship with our fiction, you see. Sometimes we fear it's taking us over, sometimes we beg to be taken over by it. — Warren C. Ellis

It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way. — Warren Ellis

You never get tired of looking at the stars — Warren Ellis

Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie! — Warren Ellis

I grew up in the 80s in England: we'd wake up each morning and look out the window to see if the government had finally put Daleks on the streets. — Warren Ellis

Wolves ate even mighty hunters, for there was no honor or code among predators, and everyone's guts steam the same way when torn open on a cold night. — Warren Ellis

A giant capable of circumcising redwoods with his teeth ... — Warren Ellis

I can't solve any problems. All I can do is try to make sure people can't avoid noticing them. — Warren Ellis