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Paradise Lost is a book that, once put down, is very hard to pick up again. — Samuel Johnson

Fare thee well, king: sith thus thou wilt appear,
Freedom lives hence, and banishment is here. — William Shakespeare

But ah! disasters have their use; And life might e'en be too sunshiny ... — Charles Stuart Calverley

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa

In war the olive branch of peace is of use.
[Lat., Adjuvat in bello pacatae ramus olivae.] — Ovid

Touch, touch, touch, touch me love, I'm shaking inside. — Yoko Ono

If you are capable of submitting to insult you ought to be insulted. — Juvenal

One doesn't go to Jerusalem, one returns to it. --Tzivia Khalon — Ronie Kendig

it's been laid on my heart and I want to help others get away from abusive spouses. — Carolyn Brown

Before I can effectively discipline students, I have to earn their friendship and respect. — Marva Collins

I wrote you this poem because i was afraid/ To come out and tell you i want to get laid. — Jake Wizner

If you ever want to get laid again, you'll promise me." Andy felt himself tear up. "Okay. — J.A. Konrath

Don't worry honey, I'm too mean to die. — Jack Dempsey