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Wallet Quotes & Sayings

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A father is a fellow who has replaced the currency in his wallet with snapshots of his kids. — Michael Forest

When you first open Niall [Horan]'s wallet, the first thing you see is a picture of Justin Bieber and a picture of us. — Liam Payne

I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet. — Johan Cruyff

People don't buy with their head but with their heart. The heart is closer to the wallet than the head. — Mark Victor Hansen

You can forget ya keys or ya wallet, the first girl ya kissed, hell- even my birthday, but you'll never forget me. — Brian Azzarello

Man. He felt almost guilty about the condoms in his wallet. A guy wasn't supposed to lust after Beaver Cleaver's mom. — Jasmine Haynes

[My husband] can beat most anyone in Trivial Pursuit, but only because the game does not include questions like "Where is your wallet? — Amy Sutherland

Are you motivated? Are you coherent? Is your intention aligned? Are your feet, tongue, heart and wallet congruent? That intention shines through. — Peter Guber

Every time I look at my wallet; I don't care how much money is there, I just want to know, does it make for this time food? — M.F. Moonzajer

Many want to take care their wallet but I think that is not so important if You are not Happy — Jan Jansen

Guard you thoughts as you would your wallet.
Habit is stronger than reason. — George Santayana

The Deering General Store? Look at it. That's not a place to get a battery. That's a place to lose your wallet. Or your virginity. — Maggie Stiefvater

We all seem to stumble, planning our own demise,
Getting the big picture, and making it wallet-sized. — Kendrick Lamar

It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky ... — Mitch Hedberg

It is a sad thing to me that in this world a persons value is measured by the size of their wallet. — Heather Wolf

He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed. — Benjamin Franklin

Since that day, when people have spoken to me of "genius", I have felt the inside pocket to make sure my wallet's still there. — Tennessee Williams

When Congress talks of tax reform, grab your wallet and run for cover. — Steve Symms

Historians rewrite the truth every day. What interests us is the truth that gets the reader to reach for his wallet — Andrei Makine

I gave him that watch, back when I spent weekends with Daddy's AMEX in my wallet and eight inches of Vic in my hand. — Alessandra Torre

Kaz rolled his eyes. The easiest way to steal a man's wallet is to tell him you're going to steal his watch. — Leigh Bardugo

Somebody's on a man hunt. And she's accepting all applicants with a big wallet, a penis, and a beating heart. Good luck with that. — Kim Holden

I can explain that shot. Arnold moved his wallet to the other pocket. — Ben Crenshaw

The slang for the rectum is "prison wallet". — Mary Roach

It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic. — Russell Baker

Riding a bicycle is about getting back to basics. It's good for the waistline and it's good for the wallet, is what I'm saying. — Phil Keoghan

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams

The sight of a pretty woman had an airborne chemical effect, like nerve gas. It relaxed the rubber band around his wallet. — A.J. Liebling

If they bulge in the brain or anywhere else of interest, the wallet is a good alternate location. And I should know. — Maureen Johnson

I don't put cash in my Louis Vuitton wallet. I have it thrown around my bag - jut a whole bunch of hundreds, maybe $5,000. — Nicki Minaj

My wife is loyal...to my wallet. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Whenever you hear a politician start a sentence with, "If we can put a man on the moon ... ," grab your wallet. — Jonah Goldberg

The inside of my wallet is pasture(past your) green. — Drake

A once-robbed John, it won't remove its wallet from its trousers again until it gets the action it paid for. Nice try, sweet thing. NOT. — Karen Marie Moning

Take the money in your wallet and invest it in your mind. And in return, your mind will fill up your wallet! — Benjamin Franklin

Train your brain-help your wallet — Ayushi Jain

Sometimes in the quest for enlightenment the only thing that gets lighter is your wallet. — Steve Maraboli

It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know? — Gerard Way

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is. — Matthew Gray Gubler

JOHN: you hacked my dad's wallet?? — Andrew Hussie

Most voters would rather have their purse or wallet stolen than be audited by the IRS. — Frank Luntz

If you want to take me somewhere, give me your wallet — Jenn Bennett

I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought. — Rodney Dangerfield

In the kingdome of a cheater the wallet is carried before. — George Herbert

Every one has his faults: but we do not see the wallet on our own backs. — Catullus

I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse ... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures. — Doug Stanhope

Reach deep into your wallet and buy a decent mule. — Robert Fitterman

Poor is a state of mind. Broke is a state of wallet. You can fix being broke; it's not so easy to fix being poor. — Ric Edelman

If you are not generous when it's difficult, you will not be generous when it's easy. Generosity is a function of the heart, not the wallet. — Wayne Dyer

I knew damn well she wasn't a seer. I'd checked her wallet after bumping into her accidentally in the lobby. — Donna K. Fitch

Why is it that so many people think all the answers are in their wallet? — Stephen King

I hate that I had to pull out my wallet and buy respect. — Becca Ritchie

Real choice is clear information and the right to walk away from a bad deal without leaving your wallet behind. — Jeff Merkley

If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, Do you happen to carry a rubber in your wallet? Did I mention I'm not on the pill? — Catherine Ryan Hyde

Hollywood is a dirty temptress that has stolen my wallet way too many times. It's a great town, but at the same time, it's a hustle. — Alexandra Shipp

The irony of seeking a shrink: they are successful in shrinking your brain but unfortunately they also make your wallet shrink. — Mico Monsalve

A batch of credit cards fattens a wallet before it thins it. — Evan Esar

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all. — Mitch Hedberg

I hope you brought your wallet, 'cause the rent in Hell gets paid in advance! — Sarge

The 3-D effects in "Star Wars" are so realistic, you can actually see George Lucas reaching from the screen and taking the money from your wallet. — Craig Ferguson

Sex in the body is fine. Money in the wallet is fine. It is only a problem when they enter your mind. — Jaggi Vasudev

Carry your most important goal in your wallet. — Jack Canfield

He spoke in telegram-as if every word he used cost five bucks, and he only had a twenty in his wallet. — Suzanne Brockmann

The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife. — Tracy Morgan

You lose a wallet or keys or something and you notice in a second, but your life can go missing and you don't even know it. — John Dufresne

The secret to a happiness is a small ego. And a big wallet. Good wine helps, too. But that's not really a secret, is it? — Robert Louis Stevenson

You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, 'Oh, no - not pictures.' — Caroline Knapp

With Johnson, you never quite knew if he was out to lift your heart or your wallet. Roy Wilkins — Robert A. Caro

I don't like bullshit and pretense.
I can't enjoy the joy at church ...
without some cash in my wallet. — Toba Beta

Instead, I pull out my wallet and hand Mrs. Carnes a twenty, which is the smallest I have, and she counts off the books. — Jennifer Niven

Poverty is a condition that resides in the heart ... not in the wallet. — Jo Ann V. Glim

One of my rules is: If it's good for the planet, it's usually good for your wallet. — Jean Chatzky

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough' — Henny Youngman

I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here. — Doug Stanhope

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones

For many years, we have repeated that the direct-to-consumer channel is growing and capturing a larger share of our customers' wallet. — Richard Hayne

I don't use a wallet. My money is just free-flowing in my bag. — Christa B. Allen

One can understand a person by the way he removes his wallet and puts his hand to take out money. — Boman Irani

Not everything is about money. You didn't even say, hello. You are not your sad little wallet. — Chuck Palahniuk

Apple wants to reach your heart instead of your wallet. — Carmine Gallo

rain - was grappling for her wallet. "Maybe — Donna Tartt

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet. — Robert Orben

Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator. — Tim Barber

So I'm into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man. — Mindy Kaling

The rules have changed. True power is held by the person who possesses the largest bookshelf, not gun cabinet or wallet. — Anthony J. D'Angelo

When businesses affirmatively like regulations, that's when to reach for your wallet. — Timothy Noah

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms. — Aziz Ansari

Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet! Oberon — Kevin Hearne

Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying. — Brendan Morrison

I may be a famous writer but when white people clinch to their wallet and stare at me with scorn I need to ask my skin why. — Daniel Marques

An alcoholic will steal your wallet and lie to you. A drug addict will steal your wallet and then help you look for it. — David Sheff

We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse. — George Galloway

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder. — Kathy Lette

Make investments with your heart not just your wallet. — E'yen A. Gardner

They were certainly a pair. Cincinnati in a dead man's suit, Mother in a dead man's wallet. — Ruta Sepetys

Street performers, homemade crafts, keep your wallet in your front pocket and don't buy any crap! — Camryn Manheim

Staying out all night and sleeping most of the day is quite a drain on the wallet. — S.A. Tawks

She shook her head, then started fanning herself with her wallet. "Only in Italy. — Jenna Evans Welch

For people who use Google Wallet, the experience works. — Sundar Pichai

I have no money, but my wallet is overflowing with love. — Debasish Mridha