Wall-e Funny Quotes
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The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.
— The Covert Comic
I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy.
— Dave Eggers
I stepped away from the wall and tried to put on a happy face. It didn't work. "Hi."
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott
A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery.
— Morris Bender
Alternative relationships allow you the right to make ethical decisions for yourself, based on what is ultimately right for you.
— Wendy-O Matik
There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes back, back ... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
— Jerry Coleman
But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain.
— Paul Krugman
( ... )where tourists and people from the city came in search of sand, sun and expensive forms of boredome.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Through forgiveness you can be free of the tragedies and pain in other people's failures.
— Bryant McGill
Women will only have true equality when men share with them the responsibility of bringing up the next generation.
— Ruth Bader Ginsburg
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.
— Steven Wright
Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse
— Simon Dunn
Think of prototypes as a funny markup language
the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine. — Larry Wall
the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine. — Larry Wall
You don't need fancy sneakers to run fast
— Jon Bon Jovi
Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious.
— Mitch Hedberg
Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?
— Rachel Hawkins
Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street
— Jay Leno
Perspective is a funny thing. You think your back is to the wall, then something worse corners you, and the first threat looks puny in comparison.
— Karen Marie Moning
Some of y'all are not where you want to be in life, yet you party every weekend. What is it that you're celebrating?
— T.I.
I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well, I was screwed.
— Anderson Cooper
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
— Henny Youngman
Nobody gets to be Queen of England by being loveable. You will have to play your cards right.
— Philippa Gregory
The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall.
— Katherine Dunn
Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.
— Frankie Boyle
Honestly, Bob: how do you carve a scream?
— Ilsa J. Bick
I m only happy when it rains
— Garbage
These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized.
— Morgan Freeman
Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy.
— Shelley K. Wall
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
— Alan Bennett