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Waking Up Funny Quotes By Richard Pryor: I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

Waking Up Funny Quotes By Frank Zappa: If you really love guitar, you're going to

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing. — Frank Zappa

Waking Up Funny Quotes By Darynda Jones: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance ... The five

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance ... The five stages of waking up. — Darynda Jones