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Waitresses Quotes By Dana Gould: I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted

I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right. — Dana Gould

Waitresses Quotes By Erin Morgenstern: Her father picks different names for her as

Her father picks different names for her as they change locales, but he uses Miranda often, presumably because he knows how much it annoys her. — Erin Morgenstern

Waitresses Quotes By Ray Romano: Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters. — Ray Romano

Waitresses Quotes By Jay Leno: All I ask is that you tip your

All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. — Jay Leno

Waitresses Quotes By Eve Ensler: When you rape, beat, maim, mutilate, burn, bury,

When you rape, beat, maim, mutilate, burn, bury, and terrorize women, you destroy the essential life energy on the planet. — Eve Ensler

Waitresses Quotes By Deborah Eisenberg: I'm not used to interviews. People don't generally

I'm not used to interviews. People don't generally interview waitresses. — Deborah Eisenberg

Waitresses Quotes By Beth Hoffman: A ballet of nimble-footed waitresses moved among the

A ballet of nimble-footed waitresses moved among the tables — Beth Hoffman

Waitresses Quotes By Allison Tolman: I tend to play nurses and waitresses and

I tend to play nurses and waitresses and policewomen. — Allison Tolman

Waitresses Quotes By Malcolm X: Any time Uncle Sam, with all his machinery

Any time Uncle Sam, with all his machinery for warfare, is held to a draw by some rice eaters, he's lost the battle. — Malcolm X

Waitresses Quotes By Louise Fitzhugh: This was too much. I refuse. I absolutely

This was too much. I refuse. I absolutely REFUSE to be an onion. — Louise Fitzhugh

Waitresses Quotes By Samuel Taylor Coleridge: A man's desire is for the woman, but

A man's desire is for the woman, but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Waitresses Quotes By Andy Zaltzman: A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off

A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed. — Andy Zaltzman

Waitresses Quotes By Nan Fairbrother: Children are not undeveloped versions of adult people:

Children are not undeveloped versions of adult people: they are a different race of beings: they are children. — Nan Fairbrother

Waitresses Quotes By Spalding Gray: All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities.

All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities. — Spalding Gray

Waitresses Quotes By Mickey Drexler: I hire a lot of waiters, waitresses. Someone

I hire a lot of waiters, waitresses. Someone who's successful has a background that's not predictable. — Mickey Drexler

Waitresses Quotes By Stieg Larsson: Cortez looked like someone newly in love, the

Cortez looked like someone newly in love, the way only twenty-four-year-olds can look. — Stieg Larsson

Waitresses Quotes By Chris Cornell: An acoustic show is all about you, and

An acoustic show is all about you, and any little nuance or mistake is amplified. — Chris Cornell

Waitresses Quotes By Ann Leckie: It's so easy, isn't it, to decide the

It's so easy, isn't it, to decide the people you're fighting aren't really human. Or maybe you have to do it, to be able to kill them. — Ann Leckie

Waitresses Quotes By Dwyane Wade: I'm going forward with my plans for life.

I'm going forward with my plans for life. I'm looking at things not only basketball-wise, but personal-wise. — Dwyane Wade