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I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case.
— P. Anastasia
A faceless mass, waiting for handouts.
— Ronald Reagan
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
— Billy Connolly
James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.
— Will Ferrell
The thing about Green Lantern rings is they pick whoever has potential to overcome great fear.
— Geoff Johns
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.
— Kristen Schaal
I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".
— Steven Wright
The Grace of God is in courtesy';
— Evelyn Waugh
Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it.
— Peter Heller
It is my turn to wait. Funny that in all these months we have been meeting, it was always she waiting for me.
— Melissa De La Cruz
Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?
— George Carlin
I'm waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours.
— Jodie B. Cooper
Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I have a list in my mind and in my heart of actors who have been extraordinarily kind, and Hugh Laurie is near the top.
— Yvette Nicole Brown
I can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!
— Mitch Hedberg
Finland must not be allowed to disappear off the map.
— Neville Chamberlain
Love is going to replace life and from then on it's all smooth sailing. Love will replace life.
— Marita Golden
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done.
— Carl Friedrich Gauss
Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them.
— Seth Godin
Prayer is good but unconditional love is better.
— Debasish Mridha
But we can never hope for a whole jury-box full of ecclesiastical diehards.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
How strong is a faith that can't stand up to a few honest questions?
— Kenneth C. Davis
If we misuse the gift of sexuality, we're going to suffer the consequences, and I firmly believe we are suffering the consequences.
— Salvatore J. Cordileone
If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
— Bill Cosby
Eyes so transparent that through them the soul is seen.
— Theophile Gautier
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
— Jim Carrey
Happiness can only be found within, by breaking attachments to external things and cultivating an attitude of acceptance.
— Jonathan Haidt
What's purple mean?"Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
— Jerry Coleman