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I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case.
— P. Anastasia
A faceless mass, waiting for handouts.
— Ronald Reagan
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
— Billy Connolly
James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.
— Will Ferrell
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.
— Kristen Schaal
So it was scary, but that's how it goes. To my great delight, I discovered that it did all belong.
— Michael Chabon
I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".
— Steven Wright
Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it.
— Peter Heller
It is my turn to wait. Funny that in all these months we have been meeting, it was always she waiting for me.
— Melissa De La Cruz
If you do not actually know the story, then do not pretend you can tell it.
— B. Thomas Harwood
Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?
— George Carlin
I'm waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours.
— Jodie B. Cooper
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done.
— Carl Friedrich Gauss
Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them.
— Seth Godin
I can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!
— Mitch Hedberg
Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
— Jerry Coleman
What's purple mean?"Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead
If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
— Bill Cosby
Don't add an eezy to my name, 'cause it has never been that'
— Donald Glover
Wanting him to come back before anyone notices part of the world has not moved since he left.
— Brian Andreas
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
— Jim Carrey
...but I was urged on by a courage born of despair.
— Walter Moers
Whoever benefits his enemy with straightforward intention that man's enemies will soon fold their hands in devotion.
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
