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O ye that dwell on earth! The religion of God is for love and unity; make it not the cause of enmity or dissension. — Baha'u'llah

I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case. — P. Anastasia

Leave no stone unturned to help your clients realize maximum profits from their investment. — Arthur C. Nielsen

Hoax needed to complete the premises of truth. — Toba Beta

I'm in no condition to drive ... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with! — Craig Ferguson

A faceless mass, waiting for handouts. — Ronald Reagan

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here? — Billy Connolly

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. — Will Ferrell

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting". — Steven Wright

I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting ... Something's going down. I'm right about this. — Joss Whedon

Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it. — Peter Heller

It is my turn to wait. Funny that in all these months we have been meeting, it was always she waiting for me. — Melissa De La Cruz

Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms? — George Carlin

I'm waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours. — Jodie B. Cooper

Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting for it to become legal. — Bauvard

Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list? — Frank Carson

People who choose to work seven days a week are essentially slaves — Dennis Prager

I actually think being involved in the cesarean would be ... I just can't wait! — Robert Pattinson

I can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next! — Mitch Hedberg

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting. — Adam Carolla

Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. — Carl Friedrich Gauss

Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them. — Seth Godin

Time was a funny and fickle thing. Sometimes there was never enough of it, and other times it stretched out endlessly. — J. Lynn

I banked my life on a miracle. — Jackie Pullinger

If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. — Bill Cosby

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer. — Jim Carrey

What's purple mean?"
Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting. — Jerry Coleman