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Waiting For Funny Quotes By Baha'u'llah: O ye that dwell on earth! The religion

O ye that dwell on earth! The religion of God is for love and unity; make it not the cause of enmity or dissension. — Baha'u'llah

Waiting For Funny Quotes By P. Anastasia: I feel pretty sure I know why the

I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case. — P. Anastasia

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Arthur C. Nielsen: Leave no stone unturned to help your clients

Leave no stone unturned to help your clients realize maximum profits from their investment. — Arthur C. Nielsen

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Toba Beta: Hoax needed to complete the premises of truth.

Hoax needed to complete the premises of truth. — Toba Beta

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra: I'm in no condition to drive ... wait!

I'm in no condition to drive ... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Craig Ferguson: Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with! — Craig Ferguson

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Ronald Reagan: A faceless mass, waiting for handouts.

A faceless mass, waiting for handouts. — Ronald Reagan

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Billy Connolly: When you are waiting for the bus and

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here? — Billy Connolly

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Will Ferrell: James Caan told me at the end of

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. — Will Ferrell

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: 1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting". — Steven Wright

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Joss Whedon: I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out

I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting ... Something's going down. I'm right about this. — Joss Whedon

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Peter Heller: Funny how you can live a whole life

Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it. — Peter Heller

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Melissa De La Cruz: It is my turn to wait. Funny that

It is my turn to wait. Funny that in all these months we have been meeting, it was always she waiting for me. — Melissa De La Cruz

Waiting For Funny Quotes By George Carlin: Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?

Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms? — George Carlin

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Jodie B. Cooper: I'm waiting with baited breath to hear that

I'm waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours. — Jodie B. Cooper

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old

Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting

Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting for it to become legal. — Bauvard

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: Did you know you can have an Irish

Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list? — Frank Carson

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Dennis Prager: People who choose to work seven days a

People who choose to work seven days a week are essentially slaves — Dennis Prager

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I actually think being involved in the cesarean

I actually think being involved in the cesarean would be ... I just can't wait! — Robert Pattinson

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I can't wait to get off the stage,

I can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next! — Mitch Hedberg

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: The older we get, the fewer things seem

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Adam Carolla: You're 28, why are you going to goth

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting. — Adam Carolla

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Carl Friedrich Gauss: Ask her to wait a moment I am

Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. — Carl Friedrich Gauss

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Seth Godin: Please stop waiting for a map. We reward

Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them. — Seth Godin

Waiting For Funny Quotes By J. Lynn: Time was a funny and fickle thing. Sometimes

Time was a funny and fickle thing. Sometimes there was never enough of it, and other times it stretched out endlessly. — J. Lynn

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Jackie Pullinger: I banked my life on a miracle.

I banked my life on a miracle. — Jackie Pullinger

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Bill Cosby: If the audience knows you can be funny

If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. — Bill Cosby

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer. — Jim Carrey

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Richelle Mead: What's purple mean?"Adrian put his hand on the

What's purple mean?"
Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead

Waiting For Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting. — Jerry Coleman