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Los Angeles is peopled by waiters and carpenters and drivers who are there to be actors. — Patrick Duffy

Friends come and go like waiters in a restaurant, did you ever notice that? [...] Some people drown, that's all. It's not fair, but it happens — Stephen King

Portion control is a real problem. My husband and I always split one appetizer and one entree. I'm sure waiters hate us. — Elizabeth Banks

I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters. — Oscar Wilde

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers. — Eddie Izzard

I desperately need the love of complete strangers. That's one reason I overtip. I love when skycaps, waiters, and valets are happy to see me. — Aaron Sorkin

All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. — Jay Leno

Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms? — George Carlin

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. — Lemony Snicket

Waiters are seldom socialists. — George Orwell

Though waiters always die poor, they have long runs of luck occasionally. — George Orwell

Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them. — Bernie Ecclestone

If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they're talking. — Orson Welles

Why can't teachers end up owning schools, the way waiters can open their own restaurants? — Peter Brimelow

Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender! — Daniel Nayeri

Emily told us. "I would never go on a first date somewhere in my town because I know all the waiters. I know all the bartenders. I know everybody. — Aziz Ansari

Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters. — A. Lee Martinez

He takes a few dazed steps, the waiters turn out the lights and he slips into unconsciousness: when this man is lonely he sleeps. — Jean-Paul Sartre

Patience is more than a virtue for long lines and slow waiters. Patience is the red carpet upon which God's grace approaches us. — Max Lucado

I don't like grand restaurants or kowtowing waiters. I don't need that kind of attention and I don't want it. — Danielle Steel

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. — Robert Morley

Never keep long and be waiting. Waiters and quitters have just a slight difference but a common end. — Israelmore Ayivor

I have tipped waiters, and I have been tipped by waiters. — George Orwell

People never bothered to pay attention to those who served them. Waiters and drivers were the most invisible people in the world. — Ayelet Waldman

YOU HAVE NOT BECAUSE YOU ASKED NOT — Kevan L. Waiters

Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love. — Chuck Palahniuk

I hire a lot of waiters, waitresses. Someone who's successful has a background that's not predictable. — Mickey Drexler

I don't trust valets, waiters - nobody. I don't waste my time anymore trying to figure out who leaks things to the press. — Nicole Richie

The waiters in France could all be senators in the US. — Natasha Leggero

You can judge people by the way they treat waiters and assistance. — John Green

The waiters carried themselves with a quiet joy, as if their entire mission in life was to make their customers feel comfortable and well tended. — Julia Child

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. — Andy Rooney

There is an army of waiters in this world. — Henry Ward Beecher

New York waiters, probably the surliest in the Western world ... are better images of their city than that journalistic favorite the taxi driver. — Alan Brien