Waiters Quotes
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Waiters Quotes & Sayings
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Los Angeles is peopled by waiters and carpenters and drivers who are there to be actors.
— Patrick Duffy
Portion control is a real problem. My husband and I always split one appetizer and one entree. I'm sure waiters hate us.
— Elizabeth Banks
All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.
— Jay Leno
Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?
— George Carlin
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
— Lemony Snicket
Waiters are seldom socialists.
— George Orwell
Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.
— Bernie Ecclestone
If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they're talking.
— Orson Welles
Why can't teachers end up owning schools, the way waiters can open their own restaurants?
— Peter Brimelow
Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.
— A. Lee Martinez
He takes a few dazed steps, the waiters turn out the lights and he slips into unconsciousness: when this man is lonely he sleeps.
— Jean-Paul Sartre
I don't like grand restaurants or kowtowing waiters. I don't need that kind of attention and I don't want it.
— Danielle Steel
Never keep long and be waiting. Waiters and quitters have just a slight difference but a common end.
— Israelmore Ayivor
I have tipped waiters, and I have been tipped by waiters.
— George Orwell
People never bothered to pay attention to those who served them. Waiters and drivers were the most invisible people in the world.
— Ayelet Waldman
YOU HAVE NOT BECAUSE YOU ASKED NOT
— Kevan L. Waiters
Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I hire a lot of waiters, waitresses. Someone who's successful has a background that's not predictable.
— Mickey Drexler
I don't trust valets, waiters - nobody. I don't waste my time anymore trying to figure out who leaks things to the press.
— Nicole Richie
The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.
— Natasha Leggero
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
— Andy Rooney
There is an army of waiters in this world.
— Henry Ward Beecher
