Waiter Quotes
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Waiter Quotes & Sayings
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Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
— Henny Youngman
I've never been in love ... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
— Zach Galifianakis
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
— Phyllis Diller
Champagne,' she added to the hovering wine waiter. 'The Widow '23.
— Kerry Greenwood
I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school.
— Nick Frost
Peppier n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
— Steven Pinker
I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used.
— Stephen Shore
I worked as a waiter when I was 15 and got a chance to appreciate good, simple food. There's nothing better than a boiled egg with toast.
— Ewan McGregor
Silence approaches the table like an overeager waiter. Hovers around making everyone feel looked at.
— Kate Tempest
a flesh-and-blood waiter and therefore as rare in San Francisco as a flying horse,
— Christie Golden
It didn't get any more glamorous than Havana, Cuba, in the 1950s. I used to go there when I was a waiter on a cruise ship.
— Sirio Maccioni
From being a waiter, to a door-to-door salesman, to a car-washer, to a delivery boy - I have done it all.
— Randeep Hooda
When I was a waiter I was fired twice from the same restaurant. I guess I was that good of an actor but that bad of a waiter.
— Nathan Fillion
In life there are two types of people: those who catch the waiter's eye and those who don't.
— Gyles Brandreth
Waiter - there's a bigot in my soup.
— Christina Engela
I did quite a lot of menial jobs. I was a waiter, an inventory clerk touring round properties listing cups and saucers, and a laserquest marshal.
— Richard C. Armitage
The world can be divided between people who can get a waiter's attention and those who can't.
— Jonathan Carroll
When, finally, she did sleep, it was the slumber of a watcher and waiter. Light, and full of sighs.
— Clive Barker
Robert Whitmoredied of apoplexy
when a stranger from Georgia
mistook him
for a former Macon waiter. — Frank Marshall Davis
Shoulder. They weigh that much. Tyler's a banquet waiter,
— Chuck Palahniuk
Just the other day I witnessed a disagreement between a waiter and a customer over whether the coffee he served her was a cappuccino or a latte.
— Gloria Furman
Waiter, why on earth is there a footprint on my pie? You did ask me to step on it, sir.
— Jane Eccles
Grant to Sydney: That waiter you just gave your drink order to ... that wasn't a waiter, it was a Jonas Brother.
— Brynna Gabrielson
I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter.
— Sally Schneider
Real Humility is when I can treat a minister, a prince, a priest, a teacher, a waiter and a janitor with the same and equal respect.
— Jeroninio Almeida
Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people.
— Ian Desabrais
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear.
— Travis J. Dahnke
In Manhattan, every flat surface is a potential stage and every inattentive waiter an unemployed, possibly unemployable, actor.
— Quentin Crisp
I was a waiter before 'The Office,' so to me, this was a winning lottery ticket. Everything about my life has changed.
— John Krasinski
When you find a waiter who is a waiter and not an actor, writer, musician or poet, you've found a jewel.
— Andre Soltner
Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.
— Bernie Ecclestone
I would say a full-time waiter in a high-price house could easily make $75,000, $80,000 a year.
— Tom Douglas
A good setter is like a waiter.
— Julio Velasco
If I worked as a waiter, I'd go home and write songs and record them. I'd have to. It's the only thing I know how to do. It's the only thing I can do.
— Albert Hammond Jr.
A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
— Peter Ustinov
Heads together. I tell the waiter, give us clean food, please. Please, don't be doing any trash to the stuff we order. In that case, sir,
— Chuck Palahniuk
This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I?
— Craig Benzine
At present every coachman and every waiter argues about whether or not the relativity theory is correct.
— Albert Einstein
Nature is a porno. Deal with it.
— Craig Benzine
I'm the Waiter, you know!
— P.L. Travers
If Mykle Hansen needed to eat puppies for breakfast to be himself, he would rap the table and scream "waiter, more puppy sauce!
— Garrett Cook
The cook hates the waiter, and they both hate the customer
— Haruki Murakami
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[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again!
— Beatrice Lillie
Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
— Stephen Fry
The sky is as gruff as a Chinese waiter. It keeps slamming the silverware against the horizon.
— Tom Robbins
I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that.
— Judge Reinhold
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
— Morey Amsterdam
...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
— Eoin Colfer
a real sport." The waiter popped the cork and
— Judy Blume
When I was a waiter, I wanted to be the best waiter I could be and worked to be better at it every day.
— Robert Herjavec
Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma'am? (Waiter)'How about a bag for my head, or a stick to beat Lanie with?' (Grace) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Waiter trainers claim that an investment in education pays off very quickly for restaurants.
— David Sax
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
— Henny Youngman
I definitely had fun being a waiter. I can't say for sure that I was a good waiter. I think that I made people have a good time.
— John Krasinski
for, failing to capture the attention of a waiter, I hooked one of them by the arm and ordered a whiskey and soda. The buzz of conversation,
— Elizabeth Peters
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
— George S. Kaufman
