Very Witty Quotes
Collection of top 62 famous quotes about Very Witty
Very Witty Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Very Witty quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.
— Jincy Willett
Anger will make a dull man witty, but very little money.
— Elizabeth I
Camels are wonderful animals. Witty, intelligent and sensitive.
— Robyn Davidson
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
— Terry Pratchett
Why don't you write books people can read?(to her husband James)
— Nora Barnacle
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.
— Ogden Nash
Remember what you won't get if you don't mind, her grandfather remarked.
— Flannery O'Connor
The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
One of the great advantages ofhaving a library,your eminence,
is that it is full of books. — Michael Hirst
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
— Andy Borowitz
I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.
— Dave Barry
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony.
— Maurice Sendak
Pickup lines never work ... I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
— Kate Upton
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...
— Hiroko Sakai
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
My wit is only as stupid as the audience.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
Make sure it is God's trumpet you are blowing- if it is only yours it won't wake the dead,
it will simply disturb the neighbours. — W. Ian Thomas
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.
— James Dashner
Even Mademoiselle Neubahr can't make me believe in hell. It doesn't seem a very - witty - solution of the crime-and-punishment situation, does it?
— Frances Noyes Hart
The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself.
— Albert Camus
I can't sing very well but I'd like to try.
— Elvis Presley
Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.
— Jhonen Vasquez
Penny was a very pretty, witty and brave girl, as bold as a Marine platoon storming Iwo Jima.
— John C. Wright
Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty.
— Merritt Patterson
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. (quoted in Life After Life) — William Congreve
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
He spoke with such self-confidence that his hearers could not be sure whether what he said was very witty or very stupid.
— Leo Tolstoy
The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
— Robert Brault
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
— Will Rogers
Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?
— Jonas Jonasson
You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.
— Frank Crane
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
— Jane Austen
The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.
— Albert Einstein
Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.
— George Eliot
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
— Charles M. Schulz
He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.
— Henry Fielding
Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?
— Jerry Seinfeld
Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.
— Jennifer Bernard
We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said.
— Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
Witty, brooding, contemplative, explosive: take your pick.
— Margo Jefferson
It's important to talk about it. You raise awareness. But you can also prevent it (child abuse) by not letting it be a secret.
— Chris Witty
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
— Winston Churchill
Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism.
— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton.
— Tom Holt
I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor
— Shahrukh Khan
