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Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing. — Jincy Willett

Anger will make a dull man witty, but very little money. — Elizabeth I

It was a typically British birth ... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward ... I came out in sympathy. — Bob Hope

Camels are wonderful animals. Witty, intelligent and sensitive. — Robyn Davidson

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere. — Terry Pratchett

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang. — Amit Kalantri

Why don't you write books people can read?(to her husband James) — Nora Barnacle

Count on Jill Shalvis for a witty, steamy, unputdownable love story. — Robyn Carr

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. — Ogden Nash

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. — Jim Gaffigan

Remember what you won't get if you don't mind, her grandfather remarked. — Flannery O'Connor

The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles. — Friedrich Nietzsche

One of the great advantages of
having a library,your eminence,
is that it is full of books. — Michael Hirst

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that. — Andy Borowitz

I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn. — Dave Barry

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. — Maurice Sendak

Pickup lines never work ... I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive. — Kate Upton

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ... — Hiroko Sakai

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

My wit is only as stupid as the audience. — Aleksandra Ninkovic

Make sure it is God's trumpet you are blowing-
if it is only yours it won't wake the dead,
it will simply disturb the neighbours. — W. Ian Thomas

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things. — James Dashner

Even Mademoiselle Neubahr can't make me believe in hell. It doesn't seem a very - witty - solution of the crime-and-punishment situation, does it? — Frances Noyes Hart

The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself. — Albert Camus

I can't sing very well but I'd like to try. — Elvis Presley

Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging. — Jhonen Vasquez

My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah." — Mike Stud

Penny was a very pretty, witty and brave girl, as bold as a Marine platoon storming Iwo Jima. — John C. Wright

Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying. — Mae West

Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty. — Merritt Patterson

Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
(quoted in Life After Life) — William Congreve

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings

Day was about five inches shorter than him, but they complimented each other perfectly. Day was quick, witty, smart, skilled, and very dangerous. — A.E. Via

I'm not sure I've turned your Commander inside out, but I can assure you if that iron skillet was empty, I would bring him down a peg or two. — Julia Mills

My notepad resting on my lap takes the scribbles of unspoken truth: effeminate men are very witty, whereas macho men are duller than death. — Morrissey

He spoke with such self-confidence that his hearers could not be sure whether what he said was very witty or very stupid. — Leo Tolstoy

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions. — Robert Brault

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first! — Susan Kay

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there — Will Rogers

Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn? — Jonas Jonasson

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past. — Erica Jong

You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff. — Frank Crane

Friends from America!(Translation:"Tourist with Money")Look this way! — Amanda Hudson

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. — Jane Austen

The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge. — Albert Einstein

Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty. — George Eliot

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. — Voltaire

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. — Charles M. Schulz

He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him. — Henry Fielding

Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this? — Jerry Seinfeld

Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies. — Jennifer Bernard

We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said. — Jean Antoine Petit-Senn

Witty, brooding, contemplative, explosive: take your pick. — Margo Jefferson

It's important to talk about it. You raise awareness. But you can also prevent it (child abuse) by not letting it be a secret. — Chris Witty

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. — Winston Churchill

Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism. — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton. — Tom Holt

I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor — Shahrukh Khan

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. — Robert De Niro

The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone. — Sid Caesar