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The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
— William Shakespeare
Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers.
— Michael Callahan
Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to?
— Sherwood Smith
It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.
— Brady Anderson
My love for my mother is like an axe. It cuts very deep.
— Deborah Levy
He was a funny old dog. He liked strawberries.
— Margaret Wise Brown
A company is known by the people it keeps.
— Will Rogers
For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
— Christopher Moore
In this world only the paranoid survive.
— Dean Koontz
Any happiness, no matter how brief, seemed better than the long, simmering torture of waking up day after day, knowing I could never have him.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge
— Robert Breault
I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you.
— Steven Strogatz
Butterflies instantly came to life in his stomach, and the little bastards were heavily armed.
— Scott Lynch
When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots.
— Rick Riordan
I'd rather be funny than wise.
— Dennis Miller
Elephants are so wise and so funny and so endangered and so intelligent. I just think there is a lot to learn from them.
— Gloria Steinem
O matter how much one reads, the whole story can never be told.
— Lemony Snicket
(Annabeth says most of that salt water is in my head. Very funny, Wise Girl.) Anyway,
— Rick Riordan
I used to see dolphins as cute, Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes
And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.
— Joe Walker
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life.
— Kathryn Prescott
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones