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Very Happy Funny Quotes By Dave Eggers: I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw

I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy. — Dave Eggers

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Kylie Scott: I stepped away from the wall and tried

I stepped away from the wall and tried to put on a happy face. It didn't work. "Hi."
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: I'm happy to start on one topic and

I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny. — Dave Barry

Very Happy Funny Quotes By L.A. Weatherly: It's funny, because readers think they want the

It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader. — L.A. Weatherly

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Richard Llewellyn: So I went to bed, full, happy, and

So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land — Richard Llewellyn

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Keisha Keenleyside: Love is relentless, and so am I ;)

Love is relentless, and so am I ;) — Keisha Keenleyside

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy. — Louis C.K.

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: My goal in life is to be as

My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience. — Jim Gaffigan

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Dia Reeves: Wanna see the rest of my happy place?

Wanna see the rest of my happy place? — Dia Reeves

Very Happy Funny Quotes By J.D. Salinger: Oh, God, if I'm anything by a clinical

Oh, God, if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I think people are plotting to make me happy. — J.D. Salinger

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Ralph Kiner: On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. — Ralph Kiner

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Katherine Applegate: Cassie asked. asked Ax

Cassie asked.
asked Ax — Katherine Applegate

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Lindsay Lohan: It's funny because being comedic and happy and

It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me to connect with. — Lindsay Lohan

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Cecily Von Ziegesar: That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Ernie J Zelinski: Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys

Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight. — Ernie J Zelinski

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Matt Berninger: I became at peace with the darkness or

I became at peace with the darkness or the personality that I have. I am usually pretty funny and happy. — Matt Berninger

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Marshall McLuhan: One matter Englishmen don't think in the least

One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a deep sense of humor. — Marshall McLuhan

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: The older we get, the fewer things seem

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Sondra Radvanovsky: I don't like happy stuff. I'm not funny.

I don't like happy stuff. I'm not funny. — Sondra Radvanovsky

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Prince: Act your age, not your shoe size.

Act your age, not your shoe size. — Prince

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Plutarch: The state of life is most happy where

The state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. — Plutarch

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: I feel like I have a hangover, without

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. — Ellen DeGeneres

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Frederick Lenz: It's very funny. People do not want to

It's very funny. People do not want to achieve liberation or be happy. This is the basic guideline they teach you in Spiritual Training School. — Frederick Lenz

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Adam Ferrara: Ladies, your happiness is very important to us.

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you. — Adam Ferrara

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make

I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person. — Ellen DeGeneres

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Sharon Swan: I'm a happy person. If you want to

I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit! — Sharon Swan

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work. — Ellen DeGeneres

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Rebecca McNutt: Life is so funny sometimes that you just

Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh. — Rebecca McNutt

Very Happy Funny Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: If you want to keep people happy, just

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Robert Orben: The best birthdays of all are those that

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny

Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. — Charles M. Schulz

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Keisha Keenleyside: May the fleas of a thousand camels invade

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch — Keisha Keenleyside

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Ugo Ehiogu: I'm as happy as I can be-but I

I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier. — Ugo Ehiogu

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Mohith Agadi: Happy COUPLES are those who have passed both

Happy COUPLES are those who have passed both chemistry and physics! — Mohith Agadi

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Dana Gould: Being funny is not the same as being

Being funny is not the same as being happy. — Dana Gould

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Carroll Bryant: How am I going to explain to my

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Lorna Jane Cook: Funny how you can think that the world

Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere. — Lorna Jane Cook

Very Happy Funny Quotes By N.R. Walker: When I opened the door, Andrew was standing

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Gary D. Schmidt: A comedy isn't about being funny ... a

A comedy isn't about being funny ... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all. — Gary D. Schmidt

Very Happy Funny Quotes By Francois Lelord: You must be careful when you ask people

You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal. — Francois Lelord