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Very Funny True Quotes By Stephen Craig: Am Anfang war Gott? It may have been

Am Anfang war Gott? It may have been true, but it was not germane. — Stephen Craig

Very Funny True Quotes By Mahsati Abdul: I am not fake, I am just too

I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-: — Mahsati Abdul

Very Funny True Quotes By Mark Indelicato: I want to do drama - no one

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true. — Mark Indelicato

Very Funny True Quotes By Holly Hood: So just let me deal with it, I

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

Very Funny True Quotes By Bill Bryson: What on earth would I do if four

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

Very Funny True Quotes By Lionel Suggs: Isn't it funny how true peace describes war

Isn't it funny how true peace describes war and chaos? — Lionel Suggs

Very Funny True Quotes By Edmund Hillary: I was extremely lucky that I had two

I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true. — Edmund Hillary

Very Funny True Quotes By Val Edward Simone: To tell you the truth. I am a

To tell you the truth. I am a wild and passionate novelist. I am therefore easily given over to telling wild and passionate lies. — Val Edward Simone

Very Funny True Quotes By Ryan Oliveira: You know how some people get sun-kissed, well

You know how some people get sun-kissed, well i got sun bitch slapped — Ryan Oliveira

Very Funny True Quotes By Bill Bailey: Relaxed Empiricism I only believe something to be

Relaxed Empiricism
I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey

Very Funny True Quotes By Golda Meir: Don't be so humble - you are not

Don't be so humble - you are not that great. — Golda Meir

Very Funny True Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: I have been told the best things in

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Very Funny True Quotes By Wilson Rawls: If they weren't staring at a fellow, they

If they weren't staring at a fellow, they were laughing at him. — Wilson Rawls

Very Funny True Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: He started to look back, but he knew

He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Very Funny True Quotes By Charlaine Harris: I hate witches. Humans had the right idea,

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake. — Charlaine Harris

Very Funny True Quotes By Michael Dobbs: His deepest need was that people should like

His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel. Or a whore. — Michael Dobbs

Very Funny True Quotes By Vilmos Zsigmond: I love to make movies about young people

I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true. — Vilmos Zsigmond

Very Funny True Quotes By Criss Jami: To claim that one can never live a

To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami

Very Funny True Quotes By Tammara Webber: She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers?

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

Very Funny True Quotes By Cameo Renae: Selective hearing ... typical male. Maybe he was

Selective hearing ... typical male. Maybe he was human after all ... — Cameo Renae

Very Funny True Quotes By Richard Brinsley Sheridan: Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Very Funny True Quotes By Yana Toboso: Even though I dislike being kicked by others,

Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others — Yana Toboso

Very Funny True Quotes By Criss Jami: Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. — Criss Jami

Very Funny True Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've

I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me. — Shannon L. Alder

Very Funny True Quotes By William Goldman: Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman

Very Funny True Quotes By Francois Lelord: You must be careful when you ask people

You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal. — Francois Lelord

Very Funny True Quotes By Tom Waits: Most of the people I admire, they usually

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well. — Tom Waits

Very Funny True Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Very Funny True Quotes By Natasha Boyd: The truth of the matter was no boy

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

Very Funny True Quotes By Parker S. Huntington: What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

Very Funny True Quotes By Jeffree Star: Remember that true beauty comes from within -

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes — Jeffree Star

Very Funny True Quotes By Fee Scott: I realize you cant just throw real gems

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott

Very Funny True Quotes By Meghan Quinn: Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never

Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it's inside you until someone pulls it out. — Meghan Quinn

Very Funny True Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

Very Funny True Quotes By Chelsea Handler: One of my girlfriends was getting married. This

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler

Very Funny True Quotes By Steven Saylor: There is nothing so unsure as the plans

There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being. — Steven Saylor