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Very Funny Life Quotes By C.C. Hunter: Just because a guy rings your bell, doesn't Just because a guy rings your bell, doesn't mean you have to toot his horn. C.C. Hunter
Very Funny Life Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: The sooner the jihadis go up to their The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. Fakeer Ishavardas
Very Funny Life Quotes By Me: I'm so careless that now i don't even I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. Me
Very Funny Life Quotes By Philip Seymour Hoffman: Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it. Philip Seymour Hoffman
Very Funny Life Quotes By Doug MacLeod: Life would be a great deal easier if Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead. Doug MacLeod
Very Funny Life Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night. I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers
Very Funny Life Quotes By Karyn Bosnak: Life is funny; it really is. Life is funny; it really is. — Karyn Bosnak
Very Funny Life Quotes By Thabang Gideon Magaola: If people are talking behind your back, then If people are talking behind your back, then just fart. — Thabang Gideon Magaola
Very Funny Life Quotes By Josh Billings: The greatest thief this world has ever produced The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings
Very Funny Life Quotes By Simon Sinek: I find, when you're an optimist, life has I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. — Simon Sinek
Very Funny Life Quotes By Steven Wright: I washed a sock. Then I put it I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. — Steven Wright
Very Funny Life Quotes By Carrie Fisher: Baby, the fact that you know that's funny Baby, the fact that you know that's funny is going to save your whole life. — Carrie Fisher
Very Funny Life Quotes By Me: Life is like a potato. Well, at least Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me
Very Funny Life Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald
Very Funny Life Quotes By PewDiePie: It's not called being gay, it's called being It's not called being gay, it's called being fabulous! — PewDiePie
Very Funny Life Quotes By William Goldman: Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman
Very Funny Life Quotes By George Takei: I do find things funny. When you see I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei
Very Funny Life Quotes By Ted Danson: To do something funny, you have to have To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. — Ted Danson
Very Funny Life Quotes By Giovanna Fletcher: I think it's funny how life can lead I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise. — Giovanna Fletcher
Very Funny Life Quotes By Amy Summers: I had a dream about you last night I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. — Amy Summers
Very Funny Life Quotes By Josh Stern: Life is a very brief candle especially when Life is a very brief candle especially when you burn it at both ends — Josh Stern
Very Funny Life Quotes By Melanie Finn: Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn
Very Funny Life Quotes By Woody Allen: I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't. — Woody Allen
Very Funny Life Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Sporks are only used in the most dire Sporks are only used in the most dire situations. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Very Funny Life Quotes By Jenji Kohan: First of all, I find everything funny, which First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general. — Jenji Kohan
Very Funny Life Quotes By Abhysheq Shukla: Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla
Very Funny Life Quotes By John Darnielle: I had a funny feeling that day, all I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it. — John Darnielle
Very Funny Life Quotes By Charles Bukowski: I feel no grief for being called somethingwhichI I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
Very Funny Life Quotes By Sol Luckman: I should think a dead language would be I should think a dead language would be rather boring, socially
speaking. — Sol Luckman
Very Funny Life Quotes By Graham Greene: I ought to write funny books. Life is I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore. — Graham Greene
Very Funny Life Quotes By Turcois Ominek: Life has a funny way of testing you Life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want. — Turcois Ominek
Very Funny Life Quotes By Antonio Porchia: Situated in some nebulous distance I do what Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance. — Antonio Porchia
Very Funny Life Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: My condolences, you're still alive. My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Very Funny Life Quotes By Andrew Smith: I hold together pretty well, considering how much I hold together pretty well, considering how much my atoms have been through. — Andrew Smith
Very Funny Life Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: He is not an ideal husband. I am He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova
Very Funny Life Quotes By Shannon Wiersbitzky: It's funny how even when you've lived with It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you. — Shannon Wiersbitzky
Very Funny Life Quotes By NightBits: Repetition will be repeated Repetition will be repeated — NightBits
Very Funny Life Quotes By Curtis Tyrone Jones: Wise is the fool who becomes a master Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones
Very Funny Life Quotes By David M. Evans: I happen to be very good with younger I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny. — David M. Evans
Very Funny Life Quotes By Sarah Ban Breathnach: It's a funny thing about life; if you It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM — Sarah Ban Breathnach
Very Funny Life Quotes By Joan Bauer: Life and death played out before my very Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer
Very Funny Life Quotes By Whoopi Goldberg: I don't like driving very much. That makes I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good. — Whoopi Goldberg
Very Funny Life Quotes By Brett Gelman: I think that life is very dark at I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that. — Brett Gelman
Very Funny Life Quotes By Simon Rex: I've been very luckily - I bought a I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side. — Simon Rex
Very Funny Life Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: I nurture very good intentions about you. May I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Very Funny Life Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: No good at life, but very funny sometimes No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary. — Kurt Vonnegut
Very Funny Life Quotes By Sandra Chami Kassis: I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. — Sandra Chami Kassis
Very Funny Life Quotes By Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. — Brooke Shields
Very Funny Life Quotes By Criss Jami: To claim that one can never live a To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami
Very Funny Life Quotes By Kiefer Sutherland: I didn't grow up with my dad, so I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life. — Kiefer Sutherland
Very Funny Life Quotes By Tahar Ben Jelloun: I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. — Tahar Ben Jelloun
Very Funny Life Quotes By Ogden Nash: Certainly there are lots of things in life Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money? — Ogden Nash
Very Funny Life Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: I have been told the best things in I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri