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If she let herself, she'd drown in a world of pain — Julia Hoban

I've always been into working out and eating healthy. That's just who I am. — Mark Wahlberg

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show. — William Shakespeare

Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers. — Michael Callahan

Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to? — Sherwood Smith

It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise. — Brady Anderson

He was a funny old dog. He liked strawberries. — Margaret Wise Brown

A company is known by the people it keeps. — Will Rogers

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. — Bill Cosby

Life is contentment. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I'd rather be funny than wise. — Dennis Miller

False teachers invite people to come to the Master's table because of what's on it, not because they love the Master. — Hank Hanegraaff

When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots. — Rick Riordan

Vegetation is the basic instrument the creator uses to set all of nature in motion. — Antoine Lavoisier

Use condoms; it's wise not to gamble with your children's future. — Bauvard

I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you. — Steven Strogatz

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge — Robert Breault

When you get abandoned by someone, that's the moment when you've truly lost faith in them. — Nicholas Murray

In this world only the paranoid survive. — Dean Koontz

A strongest man is the loneliest one — Khem Veasna

For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise. — Christopher Moore

Elephants are so wise and so funny and so endangered and so intelligent. I just think there is a lot to learn from them. — Gloria Steinem

(Annabeth says most of that salt water is in my head. Very funny, Wise Girl.) Anyway, — Rick Riordan

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes

The obscure unease that Pluto has always inspired, a dog owned by a mouse, daily confronted with the mutational horror of Goofy. — Michael Chabon

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead. — Joe Walker

But should not atheists have an equal obligation to explain the origin of pleasure in a world of randomness and meaninglessness? — Philip Yancey

Be aware of things you say because words have power. When you speak truth. It's Beautiful. And, that beauty illuminates! — Amaka Imani Nkosazana

When a man loves a woman, can't keep his mind on nothing else. He'd trade the world for the good thing he's found. — Percy Sledge

The real truth is splintered and spread throughout time. — Terence McKenna

He's a man's man and I like that about him. — Deana Martin

I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. — Kathryn Prescott

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones