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Yes, I'm wearing a baby," Sheppard said. "It's very funny. Can we get past that? — Jo Graham

I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy. — Dave Eggers

Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch. — Ian Gomez

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. — Lisa Hoffman

Cher is really down-to-earth, very nurturing, incredibly funny and fun, a great storyteller, and creates a great environment on the set. — Steve Antin

The biggest problem of all is that it's very difficult to tell my daughter, 'Swearing is not clever or funny,' because I earn a living by swearing. — Peter Capaldi

Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories. — Susannah Mansfield

I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh. — Lisa Kudrow

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. — Ogden Nash

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you ... — W. H. Auden

You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it? — Graham Kennedy

It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods. — Geraldine Ferraro

He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny. — Shaquille O'Neal

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. — C.S. Lewis

Inspiration strikes at very funny times. — Gillian Jacobs

Nona needs a very dry martini. — Holly Hood

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man. — Robertson Davies

That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny. — Faye Kellerman

Very nice and funny, but he put the 'or' in man-whore. — J. Lynn

I've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings. — Jillian Bell

Isn't it funny, how often we meet our destiny in the very place we try to hide from it? — Aiki Flinthart

Pickup lines never work ... I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive. — Kate Upton

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director. — Woody Allen

My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time. — Marc Maron

The superfluous, a very necessary thing. — Voltaire

The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator. — Bassem Youssef

You are a very threatening princess."
"Be Careful or I'll beat you up with my tiara. — Alyssa Rose Ivy

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. — Charlie Day

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest. — Meg Cabot

I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens. — Frank Carson

I try to write 'and it's all very funny' after each scene description so that the reader can imagine the movie in their head. — Noah Baumbach

Chris Rock is a very funny man. — Willie Geist

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend. — Edward De Bono

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't? — Paul Merton

I've had very bleak experiences in hospitals, but they were also sometimes very funny. — Peter Capaldi

I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good. — Whoopi Goldberg

I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes. — Reese Roper

This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me." — Tim Vine

Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny. — Gilbert Gottfried

Bizet was a very young man when he composed this symphony, so play it softly. — Eugene Ormandy

I had a very funny family. — Zach Braff

In a funny way, I like the past, I'm a very nostalgic person. — Elle Fanning

Life is a very brief candle especially when you burn it at both ends — Josh Stern

Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right. — Kate DiCamillo

Muti is going to do the Alpine Symphony this year. He will do it well because it is not very well known. — Eugene Ormandy

I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy. — Eric Drooker

I take my food very seriously. Whenever I hear that bell, I know Mrs. Norris is hankerin' for some spam. — Sandy Ward Bell

I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true. — Vilmos Zsigmond

(Annabeth says most of that salt water is in my head. Very funny, Wise Girl.) Anyway, — Rick Riordan

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ... — Hiroko Sakai

I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring. — Katie Holmes

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. — Bob Monkhouse

It's lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way. — Murray Walker

I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that. — Brett Gelman

I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side. — Simon Rex

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. — Dylan Moran

I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now? — Abigail Owen

Forever is a very long time, especially the bit towards the end. — Janna Levin

At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really. — Michel Gondry

I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations. — Daniel Craig

I must be very complex, judging by the number of days determined to define me. — Spuds Crawford

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. — Norman Wisdom

Nirvana is very funny. It's not sincere particularly. It's rather frivolous, actually. — Frederick Lenz

I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine. — Megyn Kelly

Germany are a very difficult team to play ... they have eleven internationals out there today. — Steve Lomas

Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny. — Miranda Otto

The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning. — Jerry Seinfeld

The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review. — Gaspar Noe

Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since. — Anne Elizabeth Moore

I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you. — M.F. Moonzajer

The farewell between Hitler and Mussolini at the station was very affectionate. Both men were moved. — Galeazzo Ciano

How very wet this water is. — L. Frank Baum

I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny. — David M. Evans

This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets. — Luke Treadaway

I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny. — Joan Severance

I have tried ... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies. — Dylan Moran

I confessed I did not have an opinion; I was only thirteen, and this was my very first dismemberment. — Rick Yancey

Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny. — Ilona Andrews

My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far. — Bob Thaves

It's very funny to see a Justin Bieber song done by a bunch of grown men. — Shawn Stockman

I sense a very large but."
"Funny, because right in front of me, I see a - "
"Watch it. — Brandon Sanderson

Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde

I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason. — Diane Messidoro

The truth can be very funny in an awful way, especially as it relates to greed and hipocrisy. — Kurt Vonnegut

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny. — Lauren Child

If the retreat house was a trap, it was a very nice one. — Elizabeth Hand

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty. — Jonathan Winters

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy. — Fran Drescher

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. — Dick Van Dyke

I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I'm very well endowed. — Bauvard

I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program. — Margaret Atwood

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? — Rachel Caine

I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things. — Chandler Parsons

Unless I am very much mistaken ... I AM very much mistaken ... ! — Murray Walker

I'm alive," he groaned. "But I'm not doing a very good job of it. — Merrie Haskell

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM — Sarah Ban Breathnach

Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with. — Eric Roberts

Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women. — Rachel Bloom