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Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch.
— Ian Gomez
Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
— Lisa Hoffman
Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories.
— Susannah Mansfield
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.
— Ogden Nash
Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you ...
— W. H. Auden
You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?
— Graham Kennedy
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
— Geraldine Ferraro
He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
— Shaquille O'Neal
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
— C.S. Lewis
Inspiration strikes at very funny times.
— Gillian Jacobs
Nona needs a very dry martini.
— Holly Hood
That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.
— Faye Kellerman
I've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings.
— Jillian Bell
Isn't it funny, how often we meet our destiny in the very place we try to hide from it?
— Aiki Flinthart
Pickup lines never work ... I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
— Kate Upton
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
— Voltaire
The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator.
— Bassem Youssef
You are a very threatening princess.""Be Careful or I'll beat you up with my tiara. — Alyssa Rose Ivy
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.
— Charlie Day
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
— Frank Carson
I try to write 'and it's all very funny' after each scene description so that the reader can imagine the movie in their head.
— Noah Baumbach
Chris Rock is a very funny man.
— Willie Geist
I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
— Edward De Bono
I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?
— Paul Merton
I've had very bleak experiences in hospitals, but they were also sometimes very funny.
— Peter Capaldi
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.
— Whoopi Goldberg
I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes.
— Reese Roper
Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I had a very funny family.
— Zach Braff
Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right.
— Kate DiCamillo
Muti is going to do the Alpine Symphony this year. He will do it well because it is not very well known.
— Eugene Ormandy
I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.
— Eric Drooker
I take my food very seriously. Whenever I hear that bell, I know Mrs. Norris is hankerin' for some spam.
— Sandy Ward Bell
I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true.
— Vilmos Zsigmond
(Annabeth says most of that salt water is in my head. Very funny, Wise Girl.) Anyway,
— Rick Riordan
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...
— Hiroko Sakai
I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.
— Katie Holmes
I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that.
— Brett Gelman
I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now?
— Abigail Owen
At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.
— Michel Gondry
I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
— Daniel Craig
Nirvana is very funny. It's not sincere particularly. It's rather frivolous, actually.
— Frederick Lenz
Germany are a very difficult team to play ... they have eleven internationals out there today.
— Steve Lomas
Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny.
— Miranda Otto
The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
— Jerry Seinfeld
The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review.
— Gaspar Noe
Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since.
— Anne Elizabeth Moore
I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you.
— M.F. Moonzajer
The farewell between Hitler and Mussolini at the station was very affectionate. Both men were moved.
— Galeazzo Ciano
How very wet this water is.
— L. Frank Baum
I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.
— David M. Evans
This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets.
— Luke Treadaway
I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny.
— Joan Severance
I confessed I did not have an opinion; I was only thirteen, and this was my very first dismemberment.
— Rick Yancey
Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny.
— Ilona Andrews
I sense a very large but.""Funny, because right in front of me, I see a - "
"Watch it. — Brandon Sanderson
Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
— Oscar Wilde
I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.
— Diane Messidoro
The truth can be very funny in an awful way, especially as it relates to greed and hipocrisy.
— Kurt Vonnegut
I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.
— Lauren Child
If the retreat house was a trap, it was a very nice one.
— Elizabeth Hand
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.
— Jonathan Winters
There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.
— Dick Van Dyke
I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program.
— Margaret Atwood
I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things.
— Chandler Parsons
Unless I am very much mistaken ... I AM very much mistaken ... !
— Murray Walker
I'm alive," he groaned. "But I'm not doing a very good job of it.
— Merrie Haskell
