Ventriloquist Quotes
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Ventriloquist Quotes & Sayings
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I remained motionless, like a ventriloquist's dummy whose ventriloquist has gone off to the local and left it sitting.
— P.G. Wodehouse
If a child wants to read 'Twilight' over Middlemarch, they should be encouraged - the important thing is to get them reading in the first place.
— Malorie Blackman
No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want to be a ventriloquist.
— Dana Gould
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
— Wendy Liebman
No, because I am not a ventriloquist.
— Russell Banks
I'm a pretty good ventriloquist, but it's the entertainment value and the laughs that keep people sitting there and wanting more.
— Jeff Dunham
We'll not only survive,
we'll thrive,
be positively alive
with a little more space between us. — Robert Leland Taylor
we'll thrive,
be positively alive
with a little more space between us. — Robert Leland Taylor
But you would have lots of fun with me. For instance, I am the the greatest ventriloquist that ever lived, I am the first ventriloquist in the world!
— Gaston Leroux
It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.
— Alexander Theroux
Children are so used to seeing puppets that when they see a real ventriloquist they don't understand it.
— Paul Winchell
How strange it would now - like speaking without a voice. Is that what music is then, a ventriloquist with his doll ?
— John Marsden
Hey, over the years you learn to forget things.
— John Roseboro
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist.
— Michael Summers
WRITERS ARE "SPIRITIAL VENTRILOQUIST" WHO HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE PAPER TALK!
— Qwana M. BabyGirl Reynolds-Frasier
Indeed, none but the Deity can tell what is good luck and what is bad before the returns are all in.
— Mark Twain
To be accused of 'channeling' is to be dismissed as a ventriloquist's live dummy, derogated at not having a mind of one's own.
— William Safire
A woman's body is like a violin and all, and that it takes a terrific musician to play it right
— J.D. Salinger
How many possible men are there in that doorway?
— Willard Van Orman Quine
My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.
— Thom Yorke
Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else.
— Dana Gould
When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books.
— Alan King