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I remained motionless, like a ventriloquist's dummy whose ventriloquist has gone off to the local and left it sitting. — P.G. Wodehouse

If a child wants to read 'Twilight' over Middlemarch, they should be encouraged - the important thing is to get them reading in the first place. — Malorie Blackman

No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want to be a ventriloquist. — Dana Gould

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. — Wendy Liebman

I do not speak through my characters; it's not a ventriloquist act. — Aaron Sorkin

No, because I am not a ventriloquist. — Russell Banks

I'm a pretty good ventriloquist, but it's the entertainment value and the laughs that keep people sitting there and wanting more. — Jeff Dunham

We'll not only survive,
we'll thrive,
be positively alive
with a little more space between us. — Robert Leland Taylor

But you would have lots of fun with me. For instance, I am the the greatest ventriloquist that ever lived, I am the first ventriloquist in the world! — Gaston Leroux

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy. — Alexander Theroux

Children are so used to seeing puppets that when they see a real ventriloquist they don't understand it. — Paul Winchell

How strange it would now - like speaking without a voice. Is that what music is then, a ventriloquist with his doll ? — John Marsden

Hey, over the years you learn to forget things. — John Roseboro

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist. — Michael Summers

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. — Andy Warhol

WRITERS ARE "SPIRITIAL VENTRILOQUIST" WHO HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE PAPER TALK! — Qwana M. BabyGirl Reynolds-Frasier

Indeed, none but the Deity can tell what is good luck and what is bad before the returns are all in. — Mark Twain

To be accused of 'channeling' is to be dismissed as a ventriloquist's live dummy, derogated at not having a mind of one's own. — William Safire

I traced the cord back to the wall, no wonder it was never plugged in at all. — Blink-182

A woman's body is like a violin and all, and that it takes a terrific musician to play it right — J.D. Salinger

How many possible men are there in that doorway? — Willard Van Orman Quine

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants. — Thom Yorke

Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould

When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books. — Alan King

Our spiritual history is the history of God-ventriloquists! The truth is that the voice of God is the voice of cunning Man, the ventriloquist's voice! — Mehmet Murat Ildan