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Vegas Quotes & Sayings

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I use very few muscles at the best of times. — Johnny Vegas

I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up. — Johnny Vegas

Time is truly apathetic to the many to whom a little empathy would mean so much.
~"Disarming (Reign of Blood #2) — Alexia Purdy

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. — Johnny Vegas

When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer's syndrome - I played craps and lost. — Gabe Kaplan

Oh, I'm terrible at travel. — Johnny Vegas

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for tattoos and STDs. — D.D. Barant

I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though. — Johnny Vegas

I love performing in Las Vegas. — Holly Madison

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. — Johnny Vegas

I played Vegas at the age of 16 years old, in 1959. — Wayne Newton

I've never been to Vegas, but I've gambled all my life. — Ryan Adams

Las Vegas was such a teeny, tiny place. — Eydie Gorme

I've been able to go on and have a successful career on Broadway and certainly the last five years in Las Vegas have been amazing. — David Cassidy

I'm going to leave Las Vegas a loser, but at least I didn't gamble my heart. — Jessica Love

Free-flowing booze consumed by many Las Vegas visitors pours fuel on the asshole fire. — Tim Dressen

Man, I really like Vegas. — Elvis Presley

Out on the lawn I lie in bed, Vega conspicuous overhead. — W. H. Auden

I can't give you the sunset, but I can give you the night. — Erin McCarthy

I mean, if you're coming to Vegas, why not stay in a pyramid?" "You can't fault that logic, — Richelle Mead

Staying in Vegas would've been too easy for me. — Rutina Wesley

Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute? — Lindsay Lohan

It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend. — Johnny Vegas

My road trips have been to Vegas, but you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. — John Travolta

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life. — Doug Stanhope

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves. — Johnny Vegas

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone. — Dane Cook

Being from Iowa, I can tell you that Vegas is not normal. — Dave Keuning

It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office. — Paul Samuelson

I live in Las Vegas with my family, and I never realized what my parents would go through to get me to a five-minute audition. — Adam Hicks

I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is. — Johnny Vegas

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in. — Johnny Vegas

I've always thought of this city as Disneyland for adults ... There's no danger of Las Vegas expiring from an excess of good taste. — Mary Jo Putney

I've played a lot in Las Vegas in my life. — Julio Iglesias

When i play in Las Vegas I play for money, when I play in Miami I play for holidays but when I play in #India I play for Love — Axwell

I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles. — J. Richard Singleton

Sissy dear. Your thumbs. HOLLYWOOD SPECTACULAR. LAS VEGAS. THE ROSE BOWL. Larger than any one man's desire. — Tom Robbins

My name is Michael Pennington, and I am not a comic character. — Johnny Vegas

Even with Las Vegas giddy around me I felt as alone as Robinson Crusoe. — Robert A. Heinlein

Too young to party, just odd enough to participate in federal investigations of serial murder. Story of my life. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs. — Scott Caan

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. — Drew Carey

Eleven years today, we were in Vegas. It's still the best day of my life. — Jamie McGuire

I was born out of a Vegas marriage: My parents got married three days after they met. — Elle King

There is something more spiritual to us than what we are on this earth, but how you access it I'm not sure. — Johnny Vegas

At least when it comes to light pollution what happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas. — Paul Bogard

I like Vegas for its spontaneity. — Tony Curtis

I had a great time doing Vegas. It's just that it takes a lot of time. — John Elway

The driver asked me where I wanted to go; I wanted to say Las Vegas but I didn't think that would go over very well — Penny Reid

I got married in Vegas on Warped Tour on July 4 - that's how crazy my life has been. — Geoff Rickly

In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well. — Walter Wykes

Las Vegas is a very strange place. It's a place of broken dreams. — Concha Buika

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. — Johnny Vegas

'Johnny' was always a lone wolf when he got on stage. Him against the world, whereas suddenly, when I got into acting, people were relying on me. — Johnny Vegas

I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues. — Mike Tyson

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. — Adam Sandler

$500,000 Amount a California man claims he shouldn't have to pay a Las Vegas casino; his suit alleges that employees allowed him to gamble while drunk — Anonymous

Mars looks like Vegas without the casinos. — Sam Neill

You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is. — Johnny Vegas

My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!' — Johnny Vegas

No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling. — Ralph Nader

I come from a duo, actually, quite literally. My parents are Linda and Eddie, and they had an act in Vegas called 'Love's Way.' — Jenny Lewis

I miss the personalization that Vegas was - there were showroom captains and all the dealers knew the gamblers by their first names. — Wayne Newton

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. — Johnny Vegas

When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great. — Don Rickles

I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home. — Johnny Vegas

The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn't much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas. — Clive James

Vegas is a celebration. — Jose Andres

The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas. — Michelle Madow

In Las Vegas, people know that the odds are stacked against them. On Wall Street, they manipulate the odds while you are playing the game. — John Ensign

Fight Apathy! ... or don't. — Fallout New Vegas Graffiti

I came to Vegas because I work 20 days a month here; I couldn't live anywhere else. — Pete Rose

The Obama 'stimulus' plan is a $1 trillion dollar gamble more suited to Las Vegas than Washington. — Cal Thomas

It's good to see that America has a hub for electronic music in Vegas, like Europe has with Ibiza. — Paul Oakenfold

A little bit of this town goes a very long way. After five days in Vegas you feel like you've been here for five years. — Hunter S. Thompson

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears. — Johnny Vegas

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas. — Louie Anderson

I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas. — Paul Taylor

Well, is true. I did know. Because if possible to paint fakes that look like that? Las Vegas would be the most beautiful city in the history of earth! — Donna Tartt

Marriage.
Babies.
Aliens in Vegas.
The freaking world was coming to an end. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store. — Hunter S. Thompson

What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in New Orleans, goes home with you. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong. — Douglas Coupland

I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money. — Johnny Vegas

Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas. — Chris Pine

I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding. — Sammy Davis Jr.

You lit me up like Vegas — Joss Stirling

I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again. — Johnny Vegas

No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend. — Hal Rothman

He loved her lips. He could imagine them wrapped around his cock even now., leaving a red circle...a brand. A red brand on his cock. — Susannah Scott

Are ya glad to see me, or is that a roll of poker chips in your pants? — Susannah Scott

There's a domino effect with certain things you say. — Johnny Vegas

Getting married early is like wrestling with calculus on a merry trip to Las Vegas! — Kiran Joshi

If you don't have a pool in Las Vegas, you have to put your children in the icebox. — Sirio Maccioni

You know how they say, 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?' What happens in the Arctic doesn't stay in the Arctic. — Kumi Naidoo

If we want money we'll go to Las Vegas, if we want an after party we'll go to Miami but if we want to play for love, we still come to India! — Axwell

Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment. — Don Rickles

She was screwed by the fates. Cursed with a mate she wanted but couldn't have. — Susannah Scott

I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel. — Solomon Burke

There's just no quiet in Vegas. — Barry Manilow