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After I chased the werewolf and the vampire out of my office, I changed my clothes. — Ilona Andrews

Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! — Molly Harper

Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire. — Cassandra Clare

Sometimes I feel like a vampire — Jennifer Lawrence

Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory. — Molly Harper

I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss. — Stephen King

If Russians knew how to read they would write me off. — Catherine The Great

I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me. — Stephenie Meyer

The struggle for Financial Freedom is very unfair. Just look at the rewards. — Manoj Arora

I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. "You could have at least licked it."
He smirked darkly. "I hear that all too often. — Dannika Dark

Stay focus on your ultimate sacred goal. — Lailah Gifty Akita

And honestly, given the choice of facing my mother or a vampire, I think I'd always choose the latter. — Krystle Jones

No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy. — Rachel Hawkins

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior. — Stephenie Meyer

Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker than a nun's virgin anus down here. — Charlie Huston

As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays. — M. Beth Bloom

So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time. — Richelle Mead

I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back. — Robert Pattinson

Insurrection is the most sacred of rights and the most indispensable of duties. — Marquis De Lafayette

Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil. — Molly Harper

Mom, how come you never go outside?"
"I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel

Setting out around midnight, I couldn't help shaking my head, "We're the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever." I muttered. — Richelle Mead

Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas. — Neil Gaiman

Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the beating vein in Jared's neck. — Jodie B. Cooper

V.L.A.D.: Vampire League Against Discrimination. — Carrie Vaughn

I won't read a book that starts with a description of the weather. I don't read books over 300 pages, though I'll make an exception for Don Delillo. — Elmore Leonard

WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire. — Harriet Evans

Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken? — Terry Pratchett

Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't bestowed another exalted scar on his imperial body. — Beth Fantaskey

It's not funny. I've got a naked drunk vampire running around in my orchard. — Ilona Andrews