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Valentines Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. — Ingrid Michaelson

Republicans talk a good game about veterans, but when it came to put money on the line to protect our veterans, frankly, they were not there. — Bernie Sanders

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. — Honore Gabriel Riqueti, Comte De Mirabeau

Pursue your dreams unceasingly until you achieve exactly what it is that you imagined. — Steven Redhead

I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. — Dion Boucicault

In the end, yoga has less to do with what you can do with your body and more to do with the happiness that unfolds from realizing your full potential. — Rod Stryker

The secret angels of God are only as alive as the marble angels of Michelangelo! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I've met every freak in the business. — Quincy Jones

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. — Courteney Cox

The satisfaction of life May not be ours, But the beauty of hope Is all ours. — Sri Chinmoy

Traditional education is based on facts and figures and passing tests - not on a comprehension of the material and its application to your life. — Will Smith

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. — Lewis Black

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. — Santosh Kalwar

Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old. — Stephen Colbert

Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done. — Evelyn Laye

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman

Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. — Martha Stewart

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. — Albert Einstein

Love is just a chocolate substitute. — Melanie Clark Pullen

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? — Dorothy Parker

"God, you're a good kisser," he said. "Where'd you learn to do that?"
I sat up and flashed him a deadpan look. "Books," I said. — Eve Marie Mont

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. — John Bulwer

Jesus has chosen to entrust us with the responsibility of reflecting His light to mankind. — Todd Coburn

The amount of happiness that you have depends on the amount of freedom you have in your heart. — Nhat Hanh

Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty. — Rachel Perry

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia