Valentines Funny Quotes
Collection of top 27 famous quotes about Valentines Funny
Valentines Funny Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Valentines Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean.
— Ingrid Michaelson
Republicans talk a good game about veterans, but when it came to put money on the line to protect our veterans, frankly, they were not there.
— Bernie Sanders
Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.
— Honore Gabriel Riqueti, Comte De Mirabeau
Pursue your dreams unceasingly until you achieve exactly what it is that you imagined.
— Steven Redhead
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
— Dion Boucicault
The secret angels of God are only as alive as the marble angels of Michelangelo!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
I've met every freak in the business.
— Quincy Jones
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
— Lewis Black
Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
— Stephen Colbert
Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done.
— Evelyn Laye
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
— David Letterman
Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.
— Martha Stewart
Love is just a chocolate substitute.
— Melanie Clark Pullen
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
— Dorothy Parker
"God, you're a good kisser," he said. "Where'd you learn to do that?"I sat up and flashed him a deadpan look. "Books," I said. — Eve Marie Mont
Jesus has chosen to entrust us with the responsibility of reflecting His light to mankind.
— Todd Coburn
The amount of happiness that you have depends on the amount of freedom you have in your heart.
— Nhat Hanh
Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty.
— Rachel Perry
