Vagina Quotes
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Vagina Quotes & Sayings
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I felt rather than heard someone come up behind me and I didn't have to wonder who. My vagina had just gotten a heartbeat.
— Karen Chance
My fear of camping: I'm convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina and lay eggs. Isn't everyone?
— Kathy Griffin
It was refreshing to flirt with a woman who didn't think it meant she had to fall on his dick with a missile-seeking vagina.
— Olivia Cunning
Why, Noah, do you know the word for vagina in every language?""Because I'm European, and therefore more cultured than you. — Michelle Hodkin
Forgive me if I don't take relationship advice from a dead teenager missing her vagina.
— Brian K. Vaughan
A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
Women are a weird subspecies. But it must be hard walking around with a big fleshy slit in your body that keeps saying fuck me!
— Robert Black
Whenever I'm with a woman I whisper softly into her ear, "Touch my vagina," and she's like, "What!" and I'm like, "That's what you're supposed to say.
— Zach Galifianakis
The state of relaxation of the mouth and jaw is directly correlated to the ability of the cervix, the vagina, and the anus to open to full capacity.
— Ina May Gaskin
A vagina is an uneducated woman's diploma.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In the symphony of love, the lost chord is a small organ lying somewhat north of the vagina.
— Ruth Herschberger
do I look like the kind of girl to lie back demurely so my gentleman friend can politely slip his penis inside my vagina? I think not." He
— E.J. Shortall
Like our padded cell?" He poked the insulated walls. "It's like living in a vagina.
— Michael Crichton
Orgasms galore and sore vagina here I come.
— Jessica Florence
It became a kind of passion. Discovering the key, unlocking the vagina's mouth, unlocking this voice, this wild song.
— Eve Ensler
An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!
— John Irving
Warm breath hit my most secret female flesh. Okay, enough fancy talk, it was my vagina.
— Kylie Scott
I have a great respect for what can come out of the vagina: some wonderful kids and lots of bleeding
— Pam Belluck
Jesus. I love you so fucking much; you would think I was growing a vagina.
— Aurora Rose Reynolds
My vagina smells like a set of nuts.""Awesome. — Debra Anastasia
My vagina would have its own personal landing strip for him.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Moving from phonetics to etymology, 'vagina' originates from a word meaning sheath for a sword. Ain't got no vagina.
— Inga Muscio
I didn't say you're a bad person. I just don't like being a foregone conclusion for the sole reason of having a vagina.
— Jamie McGuire
...because my vagina is stupid.
— Julie Klausner
My vagina claps her pretty lips, and my magic marble lights up like we've won the million-dollar prize.
— Helena Hunting
Don't demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts.
— Gil A. Waters
Oh for the love of your vagina, get over yourself.
— Kathryn Perez
Anna used to be the abstinence poster girl, but you could write a comic book about the many adventures of her vagina. It could wear a cape.
— Michelle Hodkin
Vagina man,' said Bunny, and his two colleagues went quiet and nodded in silent agreement.
— Nick Cave
My court-appointed therapist would say I was trying to fill a hole." "Is that what you call your vagina?" Claire chuckled under her breath.
— Karin Slaughter
He gave me a Man Look which communicated the fact that he wasn't a big fan of me paying for shit, seeing as I had a vagina and breasts.
— Kristen Ashley
It's the invention of clothes, not nature, that made "private parts" private.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
finger into her vagina. He moved
— Amanda Martinez
Yes, I called him mine. He'd put his mouth on my vagina, and I was a feeling a little territorial about the whole thing. Sue me.
— Elizabeth Brown
When I look over at Luis in one brief flashing moment his head looks like a talking vagina and it scares the bejesus out of me ...
— Bret Easton Ellis
It was depressing how pornography had so emphatically demoted the vagina. The poor old vagina!
— Glen Duncan
My arms turn into a giant red welt. "Everyone has different bodies." "Did you just call my vagina loose?
— Krista Ritchie
The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure.
— Eve Ensler
Lord knows, I need a little action tonight or my vagina might just run off and join the circus.
— Harper Sloan
There are evil people, but they still came weeping from someone's vagina.
— Dave Matthews Band
So just to clarify, I always have my vagina with me. It's like my American Express card.
— Jenny Lawson
I once typed 'vagina dentata' into dictionary and it asked me, 'Did you mean giant anteater?
— Juliet Cook
No, I really do like the way babies smell. It's like laundry fresh out of the dryer." "Only the dryer is a vagina.
— Daisy Prescott
Good thing that's not even an option, vagina. Stand down.
— Christina Lauren
Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.
— Tara Sivec
All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The storyless story is a vagina with teeth.
— Scarlett Thomas
He's a vagina voodooist!
— Angela Graham
Art should grasp the mind the way the vagina grasps the penis-Marcel Duchamp
— Alice Goldfarb Marquis
Vagina Whisperer.
— Kenya Wright
My mouth went dry.My vagina bats fluttered.
My Carly-cave collapsed. Fuck. F.U.C.K. Fuck. — K.M. Golland
I often wonder, in a catfight, when one doesn't want to fight, if the other cat calls it a pussy.
— Anthony Liccione
It seemed to me that half of life's problems would be solved if one of us had a vagina.
— Richard Powers
Isn't it strange that having a dick automatically makes you a man, but having a vagina isn't enough to make me a woman?
— Christina Engela
My vagina has just found a new best friend
— Olivia Cunning
My head said no and my vagina said yes and my heart said I DON'T KNOW!! I'M EMOTIONALLY INHIBTED! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
— Penny Reid
That is, membership was not based on merit but vagina. Which
— Jessica Bennett
Having everyone stare and wonder what sort of hijinks your vagina's been up to isn't as thrilling as one might imagine.
— Michelle Hodkin
Your vagina is not magical, your love is not a healing elixir, and if he hurts you now, it will get worse.
— Jaden Wilkes
I adore Rule. I think it's genetically impossible not to be kind of in love with him when you come equipped with a vagina.
— Jay Crownover
Suddenly all I wanted to do was watch Gronk do his thang-thang in the zone place there. My vagina demanded it.
— Lacey Noonan
It was colder than a nun's vagina outside,
— Karina Halle
Ignoring! Yes, I am ignoring the Sunday church fan my vagina broke out in order to fan the flames. I hate that he does this to me.
— Sasha Marshall
Who didn't like a good hug with a vagina?
— Amelia Hutchins
