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It was like that hand on The Adams Family. Only... a vagina." - Steve — Lucian Bane

I felt rather than heard someone come up behind me and I didn't have to wonder who. My vagina had just gotten a heartbeat. — Karen Chance

My fear of camping: I'm convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina and lay eggs. Isn't everyone? — Kathy Griffin

It was refreshing to flirt with a woman who didn't think it meant she had to fall on his dick with a missile-seeking vagina. — Olivia Cunning

Why, Noah, do you know the word for vagina in every language?"
"Because I'm European, and therefore more cultured than you. — Michelle Hodkin

Forgive me if I don't take relationship advice from a dead teenager missing her vagina. — Brian K. Vaughan

A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Finn could break your vagina and be just handy enough to put it back together. — Christina Lauren

Of course, I had met him. I shook his hand, and then my vagina shook his penis. — Addison Moore

If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Maybe he stomped on my vagina and I'm pissed about it. Stella Murphy — R.L. Griffin

Women are a weird subspecies. But it must be hard walking around with a big fleshy slit in your body that keeps saying fuck me! — Robert Black

Whenever I'm with a woman I whisper softly into her ear, "Touch my vagina," and she's like, "What!" and I'm like, "That's what you're supposed to say. — Zach Galifianakis

The state of relaxation of the mouth and jaw is directly correlated to the ability of the cervix, the vagina, and the anus to open to full capacity. — Ina May Gaskin

A vagina is an uneducated woman's diploma. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What does your vagina smell like?' ANSWER: 'My husband's face. — Eve Ensler

In the symphony of love, the lost chord is a small organ lying somewhat north of the vagina. — Ruth Herschberger

Hey, maybe we can even convince her to slather some Three Musketeers on her vagina. We'll just tell her you have a Willy Wonka fetish, — Tara Sivec

I always hoped I'd be the one to tame the bad boy. It's a stupid girly thing, the universal belief in vagina magic where men change after having some. — Milana Jacks

If overthrowing some five thousand years of patriarchy seems like a big order, just focus on celebrating each self-respect step along the way — Eve Ensler

do I look like the kind of girl to lie back demurely so my gentleman friend can politely slip his penis inside my vagina? I think not." He — E.J. Shortall

A put together Johnson made her vagina purr. Sloppy Johnson made it roar. — Debra Anastasia

Like our padded cell?" He poked the insulated walls. "It's like living in a vagina. — Michael Crichton

I practically saw her panties melt and her vagina throw out a welcome mat. — Jay Crownover

Orgasms galore and sore vagina here I come. — Jessica Florence

A wounded heart was apparently no competition for an overeager vagina. — Kylie Scott

It became a kind of passion. Discovering the key, unlocking the vagina's mouth, unlocking this voice, this wild song. — Eve Ensler

An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom! — John Irving

Warm breath hit my most secret female flesh. Okay, enough fancy talk, it was my vagina. — Kylie Scott

This was a bad plan. A horrible plan. Just because cobwebs were growing in my vagina didn't mean I should hook up with some stranger. — Ellis Leigh

Releasing sperm into the vagina of a twenty-four-year-old does not a father make, — Colleen Hoover

I have a great respect for what can come out of the vagina: some wonderful kids and lots of bleeding — Pam Belluck

Because we are. Heather Jax. Me." I linked my hands and showed her my entwined fingers. "Like this. Tighter than your vagina ever was. — Tijan

Jesus. I love you so fucking much; you would think I was growing a vagina. — Aurora Rose Reynolds

But do I really want my vagina to heal over through lack of use either? — Nick Alexander

My vagina smells like a set of nuts."

"Awesome. — Debra Anastasia

My vagina would have its own personal landing strip for him. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

George, we've slept together plenty of times before. We should be able to do it for a few nights without your penis ending up in my vagina. — Cassia Leo

My electric-blue-suitmate was an uninhibited vagina about town. — Tina Fey

Moving from phonetics to etymology, 'vagina' originates from a word meaning sheath for a sword. Ain't got no vagina. — Inga Muscio

Hope your vagina and uterus get better. I miss them — Toni Aleo

I didn't say you're a bad person. I just don't like being a foregone conclusion for the sole reason of having a vagina. — Jamie McGuire

I had always thought of my vagina as an anatomical vacuum randomly sucking up particles and objects from the surrounding environment. — Eve Ensler

...because my vagina is stupid. — Julie Klausner

My vagina claps her pretty lips, and my magic marble lights up like we've won the million-dollar prize. — Helena Hunting

Don't demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts. — Gil A. Waters

How about I bring you a water and something else?" she insisted. "On me?"
What, like your vagina in a cup? Jesus. — R.S. Grey

Oh for the love of your vagina, get over yourself. — Kathryn Perez

Anna used to be the abstinence poster girl, but you could write a comic book about the many adventures of her vagina. It could wear a cape. — Michelle Hodkin

Vagina man,' said Bunny, and his two colleagues went quiet and nodded in silent agreement. — Nick Cave

My court-appointed therapist would say I was trying to fill a hole." "Is that what you call your vagina?" Claire chuckled under her breath. — Karin Slaughter

He gave me a Man Look which communicated the fact that he wasn't a big fan of me paying for shit, seeing as I had a vagina and breasts. — Kristen Ashley

It's the invention of clothes, not nature, that made "private parts" private. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I feel him pause. On my vagina. Because he's touching my vagina as I accuse him of being into examining college girls. Help me. — Jana Aston

finger into her vagina. He moved — Amanda Martinez

Yes, and in just a few minutes, a dIck will be able to find your vagina without needing night vision goggles and a weed whacker. — Tara Sivec

Yes, I called him mine. He'd put his mouth on my vagina, and I was a feeling a little territorial about the whole thing. Sue me. — Elizabeth Brown

I drop his hand like a hot potato and scowl deeply. "You're such a vagina-tease. — Elle Kennedy

When I look over at Luis in one brief flashing moment his head looks like a talking vagina and it scares the bejesus out of me ... — Bret Easton Ellis

It was depressing how pornography had so emphatically demoted the vagina. The poor old vagina! — Glen Duncan

My arms turn into a giant red welt. "Everyone has different bodies." "Did you just call my vagina loose? — Krista Ritchie

I'm not calling you a pussy, I'm just saying your vagina is bigger than mine. — Katie Graykowski

The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. — Eve Ensler

Lord knows, I need a little action tonight or my vagina might just run off and join the circus. — Harper Sloan

There are evil people, but they still came weeping from someone's vagina. — Dave Matthews Band

So just to clarify, I always have my vagina with me. It's like my American Express card. — Jenny Lawson

I was so drunk I couldn't tell a vagina from a bullet hole — Andres Aloi

His hand had been resting two inches above my shorts. Which is about five inches above my vagina. So... yeah, he was basically touching my vagina. — R.S. Grey

I once typed 'vagina dentata' into dictionary and it asked me, 'Did you mean giant anteater? — Juliet Cook

No, I really do like the way babies smell. It's like laundry fresh out of the dryer." "Only the dryer is a vagina. — Daisy Prescott

Good thing that's not even an option, vagina. Stand down. — Christina Lauren

So what are you going to wear?"
I looked at her, wondering if she thought I had suddenly grown a vagina in the past five minutes. "Clothes. — Sean Kennedy

Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk. — Tara Sivec

All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The storyless story is a vagina with teeth. — Scarlett Thomas

He's a vagina voodooist! — Angela Graham

Art should grasp the mind the way the vagina grasps the penis-Marcel Duchamp — Alice Goldfarb Marquis

Is that how you get propositioned at the court? 'Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my manhood in your vagina'? — Erica Dakin

Vagina Whisperer. — Kenya Wright

No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a vagina. — Karen Chance

My mouth went dry.
My vagina bats fluttered.
My Carly-cave collapsed. Fuck. F.U.C.K. Fuck. — K.M. Golland

I often wonder, in a catfight, when one doesn't want to fight, if the other cat calls it a pussy. — Anthony Liccione

I liked to think I was a smart woman. My vagina, on the other hand, was the equivalent of a dumb blonde. And that blonde wanted what she wanted. — L. H. Cosway

It seemed to me that half of life's problems would be solved if one of us had a vagina. — Richard Powers

Isn't it strange that having a dick automatically makes you a man, but having a vagina isn't enough to make me a woman? — Christina Engela

My vagina has just found a new best friend — Olivia Cunning

My head said no and my vagina said yes and my heart said I DON'T KNOW!! I'M EMOTIONALLY INHIBTED! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! — Penny Reid

That is, membership was not based on merit but vagina. Which — Jessica Bennett

Having everyone stare and wonder what sort of hijinks your vagina's been up to isn't as thrilling as one might imagine. — Michelle Hodkin

Your vagina is not magical, your love is not a healing elixir, and if he hurts you now, it will get worse. — Jaden Wilkes

I dance the hardest, laugh the hardest at my own jokes, and make casual reference to my vagina, like it's a car or a chest of drawers. — Lena Dunham

I adore Rule. I think it's genetically impossible not to be kind of in love with him when you come equipped with a vagina. — Jay Crownover

You never get used to being slotted into a giant doughnut's vagina. — Sara Wolf

Suddenly all I wanted to do was watch Gronk do his thang-thang in the zone place there. My vagina demanded it. — Lacey Noonan

I realised that in my epiphany of Win El Over, I had grown a fucking vagina. — Becca Lee

It was colder than a nun's vagina outside, — Karina Halle

Ignoring! Yes, I am ignoring the Sunday church fan my vagina broke out in order to fan the flames. I hate that he does this to me. — Sasha Marshall

Who didn't like a good hug with a vagina? — Amelia Hutchins

I liked Sean Cassidy. I liked him with something more than just my vagina. — L. H. Cosway