Vacuum Funny Quotes
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Vacuum Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The monkey's face had more emotions than a human's: curiosity, pity, exhaustion, like he'd already seen too much. Danny had to look away.
— Jennifer Egan
What happens to us in life is less important; the real question can be whether or not we use the experience to grow.
— John Templeton
When I have time, I'll be a good girl and do my chores.
— Camilla Luddington
Politics is way cool, as long as it's progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians.
— Greg Gutfeld
From the heart of the fountain of delight rises a jet of bitterness that tortures us among the very flowers.
— Lucretius
Aspire to high standards, expect strong results, offer self praise, and stack your confidence.
— Lorii Myers
If you are not on the web, you will have problems accessing services.
— Tim Berners-Lee
A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
— Ernest Hemingway,
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.
— Britney Spears
After tonight I will not date put pen to paper again. A blank page to me is like a drink to an alcoholic.
— Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey
I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox.
— Mitch Hedberg
The only thing I can do is type. I learned that when I was 13.
— Godfrey Reggio
Stop trying to write sentences and start trying to write stories.
— James Patterson
Saturn is the most photogenic planet in the solar system.
— Carolyn Porco