Vacuum Cleaner Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Vacuum Cleaner

Vacuum Cleaner Quotes & Sayings

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I'm protective of the reputation of Christ and the church. — Max Lucado

Worry is to joy what a Hoover vacuum cleaner is to dirt: might as well attach your heart to a happiness-sucker and flip the switch. — Max Lucado

There's a sculpture in our bedroom, a solid brass replica of Antonio's manhood. It's very expensive, he gave it to me as a romantic gift. — Melanie Griffith

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. — Roseanne Barr

I felt alienated at school, and I never did well with girls. — Burt Bacharach

Someone should take a vacuum cleaner to his sentences. — John Searles

Words are nets through which all truth escapes
("News From The World") — Paula Fox

Frankly, I'm guessing that before getting to my house today, Shoshanna had thought the Hoover Dam was some kind of vacuum cleaner attachment. — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you. — Elsa Maxwell

Have you ever heard of anybody buying a vacuum cleaner at a vacuum cleaner store?" "One of the unsolved mysteries of the universe," Packard adds. — Carolyn Crane

Introverts crave meaning, so party chitchat feels like sandpaper to our psyche. — Diane Cameron

It's okay", you say, perhaps more to yourself than to him. Like if you keep telling yourself that it's okay, then it will be. — Maria Venegas

It sounded like a very loud vacuum cleaner behind us. — David J. C. MacKay

You remember me, and I'll remember you, and that way we won't be forgotten." "That's shit logic, Vic." "It's perfect. — V.E Schwab

Vitrine. Upstairs his wife runs a vacuum cleaner; he can — Anthony Doerr

I guess life is full of maybes. — Maureen Johnson

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner. — Britney Spears

The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her
over and over
until at last the cleaning woman
scares it by yelling:
"Motherfucker! — Lydia Davis

One of the great things about the Roomba robot vacuum cleaner, which my company iRobot designed, is that it's too cheap not to be autonomous. — Rodney Brooks

If a vacuum cleaner salesman rings your front door, he will be selling HIMSELF first. The vacuum cleaner is secondary. — Gene Simmons

I am Woman, here me roar ... of is that my vacuum cleaner? — Liz Carpenter

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. — Ben Berger

Never let the life to remain as an image outside of your window! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Almost at once, sleep, like some rhythmical, snoring vacuum cleaner, consumed the awful day. — Lionel Davidson

I am not ashamed that I was once a vacuum-cleaner salesman, only that I was a *good* vacuum-cleaner salesman. — Robert Morley

Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks out all your energy and ambition. — Marlo Thomas

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner. — Sam Ewing

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. — John Barrymore

Working off one genius sketch is not the way great architecture should be made. — Joshua Prince-Ramus

I played didgeridoo from a young age - on the vacuum cleaner, initially. — Xavier Rudd

Actually, New York is great for playing around. I made a lot of studies for New York-a big vacuum cleaner lying on the Battery in Manhattan. — Claes Oldenburg

Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat. — Margaret Halsey

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. — Sophia Loren