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Utilities Funny Quotes By Rod Serling: I found that it was all right to

I found that it was all right to have Martians saying things Democrats and Republicans could never say. — Rod Serling

Utilities Funny Quotes By Andy Weir: I got an e-mail from Venkat Kapoor: Mark,

I got an e-mail from Venkat Kapoor: Mark, some answers to your earlier questions: No, we will not tell our Botany Team to "Go fuck themselves. — Andy Weir

Utilities Funny Quotes By Ryne Sandberg: I love to play baseball. I'm a baseball

I love to play baseball. I'm a baseball player. I've always been a baseball player. I'm still a baseball player. That's who I am. — Ryne Sandberg

Utilities Funny Quotes By Thomas Mann: In books we never find anything but ourselves.

In books we never find anything but ourselves. Strangely enough, that always gives us great pleasure, and we say the author is a genius. — Thomas Mann

Utilities Funny Quotes By Laura Schlessinger: Losing a child is probably the singular most

Losing a child is probably the singular most horrible thing. — Laura Schlessinger

Utilities Funny Quotes By Andrew Jackson: Disunion by force is treason.

Disunion by force is treason. — Andrew Jackson

Utilities Funny Quotes By Aileen Erin: The smile that spread across his face made

The smile that spread across his face made me melt. Yep. He was dangerous. — Aileen Erin

Utilities Funny Quotes By Shoshannah Stern: I think I've wanted to be an actress

I think I've wanted to be an actress since the day I was born. I even asked my parents for an agent for my seventh birthday! — Shoshannah Stern

Utilities Funny Quotes By Wayne Dyer: Once you believe in yourself and see your

Once you believe in yourself and see your soul as divine and precious, you'll automatically be converted to a being who can create miracles. — Wayne Dyer

Utilities Funny Quotes By Megan Hart: I murmur something that sounds like "goodbye" but

I murmur something that sounds like "goodbye" but tastes like "hello. — Megan Hart

Utilities Funny Quotes By Rumiko Takahashi: Ryoga to Ranma: 'Desperation Strike' my steely buttocks!

Ryoga to Ranma: 'Desperation Strike' my steely buttocks! I thought you were a fighter! — Rumiko Takahashi