Uterus's Quotes
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Uterus's Quotes & Sayings
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... in the ordinary course of a healthy labour, the mouth of the uterus opens by some secret agency; or at least without any apparent force.
— Ina May Gaskin
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids ... her uterus fell out!
— Andrew Dice Clay
His t-shirt hugged the muscles of his arms so tight, I went dry in the mouth and wet in the panties.
— Melanie Harlow
The devil made me do it.And by devil, I mean my uterus. — Cora Carmack
Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't ... Paula Abdul doesn't ... there does seem to be a pattern.
— Bill Hicks
When a man can't explain a woman's actions, the first thing he thinks of is the condition of her uterus.
— Clare Boothe Luce
You better fucking tell us where your little buddies are, or I am going to kick your uterus out, you fucking cunt.
— Brian Michael Bendis
She was my incubating uterus and birthday party thrower for the last seventeen years.
— Colleen Hoover
Shut it." "My my, someone's grumpy today. Are you shedding the lining of your uterus?
— Jewel E. Ann
Name brands were utterly overrated. Except when it came to clothes. Or shoes. Or bacon.
— Linda Kage
So you made it out of a uterus a long time ago. Big deal," I whisper. "So did everybody else on the planet. What else you got?
— Shonda Rhimes
There is no other organ quite like the uterus. If men had such an organ they would brag about it. So should we
— Ina May Gaskin
did he bring a condom to have sex with a woman with no uterus?
— Carol Maloney Scott
Today I found a twenty in the red-lined pocket of my wool coat. There's no twenty-dollar bill in the red lining of my uterus.
— Kim Addonizio
Oh, for crying out loud," she said. "Were you fools any more chivalrous I'd surely swoon on the spot and damage my uterus.
— Ian Tregillis
I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both.
— Patricia Schroeder
The question was asked, how can you be a mother and a congresswoman? I said, I have a brain, I have a uterus and they both work.
— Patricia Schroeder
If the cardiologist thinks the heart is a wonderful organ, the cardiologist never have heard of the uterus.
— Elmar P. Sakala
Holy fucking dogs! You scared the uterus out of me!
— Debra Anastasia
He considers me just a uterus with legs.
— Mary Beth Whitehead
I compare songwriting to childbirth. How many kids can you have before your uterus explodes?
— Billy Joel
And by the time the train pulls into the station, I find myself actually relieved that Emily's only a figment of my imagination.
— David Nicholls
Images,wounds. That is all he can see. And the images are dissolving little by little, like the setting sun, leaving only the wounds.
— Roberto Bolano
I'm marrying you, not your uterus.
— Pamela Clare